Hooves and Horns TX

It’s Wednesday, which means the weekend is close enough to taste but far enough away that nobody’s slacking yet. Perfect timing for a reminder.

We’ve posted a lot about the big guy lately — the viral fame, the ESPN clips, the slow-motion Sundays. So today, let’s give the little one her due.

People always ask about Peaches first. “Is she friendly? Will she let the kids pet her? Does she bite?” The answers are yes, yes, and only if you’re holding a carrot and taking too long with it.

Here’s what people don’t ask but always notice: Peaches isn’t just there to be cute. She’s the social butterfly of the whole operation. Ben commands attention when he walks in, but it’s Peaches who works the crowd. She’ll wander right up to a group of coworkers, nudge a stroller, pose for a toddler’s first wobbly selfie. She breaks the ice before you even finish saying “and this is Peaches.” So when you book us for a wedding, a birthday party, a company picnic — you’re not just getting a viral longhorn. We can bring the entire crew! The star, the scene-stealer, and the handlers who keep it all moving like clockwork.

Fall dates are filling up fast. If you’ve been on the fence, consider this your nudge.

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Monday. Last day of August. If you're like most Texans, you've got one eye on the calendar and the other on that growing list of fall events, holiday parties, and "we finally got our act together" gatherings.

Here's your sign to make this the year you book something people actually talk about.
We get it — you could rent a bounce house. You could book a DJ. You could do the same thing everyone else does. Or you could pull up with a Texas Longhorn whose horn span stops traffic or Ben's who’s done 22 million views and Sports Illustrated, and he'll still stand there while your mother-in-law takes forty-seven pictures like it's a red carpet!

Fall and holiday dates are moving faster than a mini pony at breakfast. We're talking weddings, grand openings, corporate events, birthday parties — anywhere in the state of Texas. We bring the animals, the handlers, the liability coverage, and the calm.
You bring the guests.
Let's get you on the calendar before the calendar gets full.
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Words of wisdom with Ben…….”I understand your horns are bigger. You have so much to learn. Looks aren’t everything. What’s inside is what counts. —well usually; sometimes people only see ribeye or strips”

Wouldn’t change a thing!

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People ask us all the time if the big guy and the little one actually get along.
This photo answers that better than we ever could.
The mini pony runs the show around here, honestly. Ben might have the viral fame and the ESPN clips, but out in the pasture, the pony sets the pace. He steps around her like a giant with good manners.
That's one of the best-kept secrets of what we do — we don't just bring one animal to your event. We bring a whole cast, and they genuinely know each other. That's what keeps everything calm. When a longhorn and a mini pony have spent months grazing the same grass, a crowded party in downtown Austin doesn't faze either of them.
Want big and small at your next event? We've got the whole crew ready.

Wednesday. End of August. Kids are back in school, parents are already eyeing the fall calendar, and everyone's starting to think about holiday parties, company events, and those "we should really do something fun this year" conversations.
Here's a reminder that the guest of honor usually weighs about 2,000 pounds and doesn't care about your seating chart. 😄
We get calls every single week from people who say the same thing: "I didn't even know you could rent a longhorn." You can. For weddings, corporate events, grand openings, birthday parties — anywhere in Texas. We bring a longhorn, our handlers, full liability coverage, and everything your venue needs to feel comfortable. You bring the guests. We'll bring the legend.
Booking for fall and holiday dates is already picking up. If you've been thinking about it, now's the time to get on the calendar before your date disappears.

(512) 924-5265 · hoovesandhornstx.com

Sunday mornings are for slow coffee and long shadows.
Moe's been working with cattle for over 20 years, and people still ask him the same question — "Don't those horns make him nervous?"
His answer never changes. Trust isn't built in the show ring. It's built here, in the quiet, before anyone's watching.
That's what you're really booking when you hire us. Not just an animal. A relationship.
Ben's ready for your close-up. 😉🐂