10/20/2026
Man, everybody’s talking about next race season, all the cool stuff they’re doing in the off-season, new parts, new plans, big things coming..
Meanwhile, I’m over here with TWO flat tires,a trailer missing a ramp, a dead battery, and enough mud caked on the car that I’m pretty sure it’s become part of the bodywork.
And what am I doing with my off-season? Searching Walmart for Little Debbie Christmas Trees like it’s my full-time job.
Y’all are out here building race cars, and I’m trying to build a snack stash!