Had a question posed to me on a dating app, and I thought I'd share my answer: "Marry, F**k, Kill: Wendy, the Keebler Elfette, and the Land of Lakes girl." Of course I have to answer based on nutritional value. First off, I'm fairly certain that the Keebler Elfette is only depicted on garbage, so f**k that. Next is the Land of Lakes girl. I mostly associate her with butter, although I believe they have other products, so I checked the ingredients on the butter label. There were only natural ingredients and no trans fats. It is heavy on saturated fat, but that's ok in small quantities, so I choose to marry her. That leaves Wendy, from where I regularly will go in a pinch if I have nothing prepared and want something quick. I like their salads and grilled chicken go wraps (sans honey mustard), so I'd kill some of that.
The Fitness Science Guy
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