The Fitness Science Guy

I want to help people achieve their personal fitness goals through personal training, meal planning, and diet coaching.


Had a question posed to me on a dating app, and I thought I'd share my answer: "Marry, F**k, Kill: Wendy, the Keebler Elfette, and the Land of Lakes girl." Of course I have to answer based on nutritional value. First off, I'm fairly certain that the Keebler Elfette is only depicted on garbage, so f**k that. Next is the Land of Lakes girl. I mostly associate her with butter, although I believe they have other products, so I checked the ingredients on the butter label. There were only natural ingredients and no trans fats. It is heavy on saturated fat, but that's ok in small quantities, so I choose to marry her. That leaves Wendy, from where I regularly will go in a pinch if I have nothing prepared and want something quick. I like their salads and grilled chicken go wraps (sans honey mustard), so I'd kill some of that.


Ask me about my "I need to pay off this certification" specials.




Chandler, AZ

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