Clocks and Socks

Bus chronicles.

My mom has a big butt. It’s like bigger than big.

And my dad likes to smack it. All the time.

Not in an abusive kind of way. Like a husband and wife kind of way.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I almost had to pull over so that I could see thru my tears of laughter. Christy almost fell out of the seat!

Its been a while.

Todays story comes from a Kinder kid.

I have 3 houses.

Assistant coach: how do you get to have 3 houses and I only
Get to have one.

🧒: 1 is to have fun in, 1 is my moms, one’s my dads.

👩🏻: oh one’s for fun?!? Wow.

🧒: my dads a lot cooler than my mom.

🤷🏻‍♀️: oh maybe I’ll just keep that between us.

🧒: ya mom will get mad.

🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

(If you were wondering, the one to have fun at is the grandmothers house!)

Coach you’re supposed to be doing these exercises with us……..

These kids. Yall. Just so you know they tell me all of your business too. 😁

They just walk around telling me what to do and all about the choices I should make with my life. 🙃

Everything is crazy.

Quote of the day.

3rd grader. Coach I have a fun fact for you.

Did you know rich people are just poor people with money???

😶😶😶😶😶

Crockin’ and sockin’!

Today was brown day. The good thing about brown Is Chocolate!

What do August and this clock have in common?

August is 881 days long!!

The magic school bus set me up for failure! First of all, I have never shut the doors and opened them in another dimension, under water or in the rain forest. Also no lizard. Where is my lizard? Maybe tomorrow I’ll close my doors and open them in snow. Ms. Frizzle gets a jet pack. That frizzy headed teacher gets everything. 🤷🏻‍♀️