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10/25/2026

Bam Adebayo RIPPED HIS JERSEY OFF after the game 👀

10/24/2026

10/22/2026

The boomers of Brewers Facebook groups are posting AI slop horrors you cannot comprehend

10/22/2026

64-year-old Virginia man, Terry Ward, was arrested last Sunday after he taped his wife to a chair in the basement so he could watch football in peace upstairs.

According to the criminal complaint, his wife said he used tape to restrain her to a chair in the basement.

Ward admitted he tied her up and left her there.

She had marks and tape residue on both arms and told police she had been restrained for up to 45 minutes.

Ward faces felony abduction and misdemeanor assault on a family member and is due in court on November 10th.

10/20/2026

0-6 for the chargers has a simple explanation