We improved our performance by 300%. Michael Burke is MVP for winning the sudden death show down. Andrew Johnson wins athletic supporter for buying our MVP a much needed water.
The Banana Hammocks
We are the mighty, mighty Banana Hammocks gonna rock our team to a victory. HIT ME! A Gay Kickball team with a knack for losing
Armando C Hernandez Jr is our MVP from last night. He was the last man standing against 5 players. Like any true Banana Hammock he screamed "I give up" and ran off the court.
Tonight is our first scrimmage. I'm still fuzzy on the rules but i believe 7 minutes in heaven is one of them. Come watch us at 8pm.
Strategy for next week: Cheat like hell.
Hey sk**ks. I'm having Banana Hammocks shirts and tank tops made for the Dodgeball league. Let me know if you want to get another shirt or order a tank top. They are like 10$
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