Texoma Roller Derby

🎉🖤❤️🤍HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOONSHINE MISSY! ❤️🖤🤍
Today we’re celebrating one of the heartbeats behind Texoma Roller Derby, one of our founders, leader, and incredible board member, Moonshine Missy! 🥳
Missy has poured so much time, heart, and hard work into building TXORD into the organization it is today. And while you won’t find her out on the track skating with us, you’ll find her working just as hard behind the scenes, helping lead, support, organize, and keep this league moving forward.
She is truly one with our community. She believes in what TXORD stands for and has worked tirelessly to make sure we’re not just a roller derby league but a part of something bigger. ❤️
Missy, thank you for everything you have done, everything you continue to do, and for believing in this league from the very beginning. We wouldn’t be TXORD without you! 🖤❤️🤍
Help us wish our amazing founder and leader a HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 🎂🎉
Happy birthday, Moonshine Missy! 🥃🌙
We appreciate you more than you know! ❤️🖤🤍

🎉🩸 Happy Birthday to our one and only Bloody Galentine! 🩸🎉
Some skaters make an impact on the track... Bloody makes an impact everywhere.
As one of our trainers, a dedicated board member, and part of our membership committee, she's constantly working behind the scenes to make Texoma Roller Derby stronger. Whether she's organizing the next big idea, helping new skaters find their footing, or making sure the league keeps rolling, she's always thinking about everyone else. Her creativity, leadership, and heart are a huge part of what makes TXORD feel like family.
If there was ever a person who could be called the glue that holds this league together, it's Bloody Galentine.
And don't let all that kindness fool you...
The moment those skates hit the floor, she becomes an absolute force to be reckoned with. If you see Bloody lining you up for a shoulder check, your best bet is to move—because she's bringing the hit with style!
Thank you for everything you do for this league, both on and off the track. We hope your birthday is filled with love, laughter, and all the celebration you deserve.❤️🖤🤍
Happy Birthday, Bloody! We love you and can't wait to see what amazing things you dream up next! 🎂🎈

Our August Skater of the Month is….

Jacie Voorhees!

Here are the things her teammates have to say about her:

Jacie has been working hard on and off the track since TXORD started. She continues to be an inspiration to all of us and has the best attitude-bonus, she’s really funny! She is always willing to help out and push herself to be better while making us smile.

Jacie Voorhees is a powerhouse and love being in a wall with her! She is a beast on the track and the sweetest off the track!

So excited for you Jacie!!! You are an inspiration. You’re an excellent blocker and you’re really good at jamming. I love being your teammate and your friend.❤️ 😘

BEST BLOCKER B***Y IN THE BIZ!

🎉🔥 Happy Birthday to our wild child, #228 Chaotic Cuban! 🔥🎉

If you've ever met Cuban, you know one thing is guaranteed... you'll know she's in the room! And if somehow you don't, don't worry—she'll make sure you do. 😂

She's fierce, loud, unapologetically herself, and somehow manages to make every room, every practice, and every after-party just a little more exciting. She's always ready for a photo, always ready for an adventure, and always brings the energy wherever she goes.

On the track, her skating has come such a long way. She's grown into a fearless force and a b***y you definitely don't want to hit. She skates with heart, determination, and just the right amount of chaos that makes her so much fun to watch.

Never stop being fearless. Never stop loving with your whole heart. And never stop being the loud, spicy Cuban we've all come to know and love.

Happy Birthday, Cuban! 🇨🇺 Here's to another year of big hits, bigger laughs, and making memories we'll never forget. ❤️🖤🤍 🎂🥳

— Your Texoma Roller Derby Family

Good evening Texoma!!

We have a winner for our contest to win 4 Free Tickets to our bout Sunday 8/2 at 3pm!!!

Our winner is… 🥁🥁🥁
Jennifer Roberts aka Smash and Bash!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 Congratulations! We can wait to see you on Sunday!!!

Thank you to everyone who participated and hope to see you all on Sunday trackside! 🛼🤘🏻🔥

🎉 🎟️ WIN 4 FREE TICKETS! 🎟️

Want to experience the hard hits, fast action, and excitement of Texoma Roller Derby on August 2nd?
Here's your chance to win 4 tickets to our next home bout!
📍Fannin County Multi-Purpose Complex Bonham, Tx

To enter:
🛼 Like this post
🔄 Share this post (make sure it's public so we can see it!)
❤️ Tag Texoma Roller Derby
👥 Tag 3 friends you'd bring to the bout!
💥 In the comments, tell us: If you had a roller derby name, what would it be?

We can't wait to see how creative you get!

One lucky winner will receive 4 tickets to bring their friends or family to the bout!

🏆 Winner will be announced July 31st!

Good luck, and we'll see you trackside! ❤️🖤🤍

Big Thank You to our skaters Chaotic Cuban and Peter Pandemonium for representing us on KXII-TV with Caroline Fletcher! 😊❤️🛼

🎉 Happy Birthday to our incredible Coach, #33 Slam Payne! 🎉
Today we're celebrating the woman who helps make Texoma Roller Derby stronger every single practice.
Slam Payne is one of the toughest skaters in the league and a true brick wall on the track. But what really sets her apart is what she brings off the track. Her patience, outstanding communication, and genuine passion for helping every skater grow make her an irreplaceable part of our league.
She never leaves a teammate behind, always finds a way to encourage us to push a little harder, and somehow manages to make every workout and obstacle course challenge us to become stronger, quicker, and more confident on our skates.
Thank you for believing in every one of us, for investing your time and energy into this team, and for making us better athletes and better teammates.
We hope your birthday is as strong, inspiring, and unforgettable as you are.
❤️🖤 🤍Happy Birthday, Slam Payne! #33 ❤️🖤🤍 From your Texoma Roller Derby family!