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!! Heading into Week 4 and the Heat is turning up !!
WEEK 1: BLAZEBALL✅️
WEEK 2: LITTLE MISS KICKBALL✅️
WEEK 3: KICKINGBALL✅️
WEEK 4: REDBALL: Turf Wars Advanced

Week 4 is upon us and we are about to take on Turf Wars Advanced Style of Kickball. With 3 weeks of play in the books, here are your Power Rankings going into Week 4!!

Texas Gauntlet Week 4 Power Rankings

1. Lady Chupas (6-0)
Power Score: 100 (+1)
Last Week's Rank: #1

Why they're No. 1: Nobody has answered this challenge better than the Lady Chupas. They defeated the two biggest championship contenders in the same night....holding Creamy Vybez scoreless (1-0) and then shutting out Standing on Business (5-0). They're undefeated, they've proven they can win low-scoring defensive battles, and they've shown they can win by comfortable margins. Right now, they are setting the standard and are looking to lock in that #1 spot.

Statement: The hunted have become the hunters.

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2. Standing on Business (5-1)
Power Score: 96 ➖
Last Week's Rank: #2

Standing on Business finally took its first loss, but responded by defeating Kick Katy 7-2. Their defense continues to be among the league's best, and they've consistently handled every team not named Lady Chupas. They are looking like true contenders and have mastered every style thrown at them.

Statement: Still very much in the championship hunt.
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3. Creamy Vybez (4-2)
Power Score: 94
Last Week: #3

Creamy Vybez remains one of the league's elite teams, but back-to-back losses to Lady Chupas have shifted the balance of power. They rebounded with an 8-1 win over Wild Cards, proving they're still dangerous. With 4 games left to go, they are not out the hunt for the #2 seed and a potential 1st Round bye

Statement: A contender with something to prove.
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4. Wild Cards (2-4)
Power Score: 82
Last Week's Rank: 4

The record doesn't fully tell the story. Wild Cards have won two of their last four and are beginning to play with confidence. Their shutout of Victorious Secret showed growth, even though Creamy Vybez reminded everyone there's still another level to reach.

Statement: The league's most improved team.
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5️⃣ Kick Katy (1-5)
Power Score: 79
Last Week's Rank: 5

Kick Katy finally broke through with a dominant 15-2 victory over Victorious Secret before falling to Standing on Business. Their offense showed flashes of what they're capable of, and if they carry that into Turf Wars, they could surprise someone.

Statement: Better than the record suggests.
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6️⃣ Victorious Secret (0-6)
Power Score: 68 ➖
Last Week's Rank: 6

Victorious Secret is still searching for its first win, but with two weeks left and a new style of play coming, there's still an opportunity to rewrite the narrative. They are getting better and better each week and their games are getting more and more competitive.

Statement: One breakthrough can change everything.
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📈 Trending

🔥 Hottest Team: Lady Chupas

📈 Trending Up: Wild Cards

💥 Breakout Performance: Kick Katy (15 runs)

🛡️ Best Defense: Lady Chupas

⚔️ Championship Favorites: Lady Chupas, Standing on Business, Creamy Vybez

Week 4 Storylines

Can Lady Chupas stay perfect as the league shifts to Turf Wars Advanced Kickball?

Will Standing on Business close the gap on the leaders?

Can Creamy Vybez regain the top spot after two tough losses to Lady Chupas?

Are the Wild Cards becoming the league's most dangerous dark horse?

Does Kick Katy's offensive explosion carry into Week 4?

Can Victorious Secret finally get on the board?

These rankings reward more than wins—they reflect who is playing the best kickball right now, which is exactly what makes Power Rankings different from the standings.

!!!! WELL WELL WELL !!!!
WHAT A GAME..WHAT A GAME..

Yesterday’s Old Birdz vs Spring Chickens Game delivered EXACTLY what everybody expected… PURE CINEMA on dirt!!

The OGs of the OLD BIRDZ said they were gon make us put some respect on their names and they stood on business and did just that!! They showed up(LATE,) but non the less rose to the challenge and walked away with a hard-fought 9-5 victory over the young, fast, energetic SPRING CHICKENZ. The Old Birdz showed and proved that they are still the Queens of T.W.E.R.K and if the yungins want that title, they gon have to take it. Old Birdz, yall did yall thang and yall deserve to talk yall shiii. BIG CONGRATULATIONS again on a much deserved victory!!

GAME RECAP:

The Spring Chickenz came out HOT and immediately put pressure on the veterans, jumping out to a 3-0 lead after the 1st inning with energy, speed, and fearless play....But the Old Birdz answered right back like seasoned vets do, and let them know that this was not about to be no cakewalk!! They exchanged blows for a couple of innings and it looked like it would be anybodys game. The End of 2nd — Tied 3-3..... End of 3rd — Tied 4-4, but from that point on, EXPERIENCE started showing up in real time.
The Old Birdz took a 5-4 lead after the 4th and then completely shifted the momentum in the 5th inning, exploding offensively and tightening up defensively to create separation and take control 9-4.
To their credit, the Spring Chickenz NEVER stopped fighting. They scratched another run across in the 7th and continued applying pressure, but the Old Birdz stayed composed, made their final defensive rotation, that sealed the deal and closed the door to secure the victory. When that last defensive group stepped out on the field in the bottom of the 8th, the whole park knew there would not be a comeback.

All in all, this game was EVERYTHING T.W.E.R.K was designed to be. Competitive, Strategic, Emotional, Entertaining, Unpredictable. 20-player rosters, 8 innings, No run rule, Mandatory defensive rotations meant every player mattered and both teams abided by every letter of the rules. Hats off to both coaches for achieving that task and BOTH teams showed exactly why the ladies of T.W.E.R.K continue to raise the bar for kickball culture in Houston and beyond.

Huge shoutout to all the players, coaches, every supporter, the MC, the food vendor, and last but definitely not least every fan that came out and made this experience special!! The energy in the park was DIFFERENT yesterday!! The bar for T.W.E.R.K has been raised.

This game has become a staple for T.W.E.R.K now and one thing is for sure…THIS WON’T BE THE LAST TIME these two teams see each other.

!! T.W.E.R.K and Blazeball Experience All Star Sunday Funday!!!
Happy Saturday T.W.E.R.K Family!!! For the past 11 Weeks the T.W.E.R.K and Blazeball Experience has been one of the most epic events in Houston Kickball History. Thus Sunday will be the grand finale and we are inviting the entire Houston Metroplex Kickball Family to come out and have a great time with us one last time before the summer!!!

No long post needed because IYKYK!! There's only 1 place to be Tomorrow and that is at Squatty Lyons Park!! It will go down. T.W.E.R.K Skills Competition, the much anticipated Old Birdz vs Spring Chickens Game, and the 2026 Blazeball Absolute Spring Season All Star Game!!

Don't meet me there......BEAT me there!! Bring your chairs, bring your coolers, bring your tents and most importantly bring a friend as we have a full day of fun!! Immediately after will be the 3rd Coast Adult Kickball League official Block Party to kick off the KU season. This will be a day that you don't want to miss. As always, free to get in....gates open at 1:30pm

Squatty Lyons Park
1498 Cromwell St
Houston, TX 77093

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