Random Wit and Rapier Twits

elevision. But then, without warning, the narwhal rose up against us and attempted to subjugate mankind into a feeble canoli-producing slave race. Driven to psychotic rage by their lust for canoli, conventional weapons proved no use against the narwhal oppressors and their long pointy teeth/horns/whatever! In humanity's bleakest hour, a brave few took up arms with their own sharp and pointy weapons and drove the narwhal oppressors back into the sea and various backyard swimming pools, sacrificing their very sanity for the sake of the human race! These brave warriors came to be known as "twits". Other "twits" have taken up their cause, continuing the long and terrible struggle for peace, love, and canoli for all! Way back in 2011, a bunch of us decided to make a company to go do swordfighting shows at Renaissance festivals and places like that. We fight with swords and other various dangerous weapons, usually without any form of armor or protection. Were you expecting rational and well thought out decision making from a bunch of people that call themselves "twits"? We also make jokes, usually at the expense of each other or ourselves. Take our word for it, we're like, experts at both those things. Yes, these are pretty unique skill sets, you're just jealous your resume doesn't say "epic swordfighting skillz". Anyway, we love performing. It gives us warm fuzzies, and totally legitimizes our anti-social behavior. Please take the time to check out our growing selection of pictures and videos, take a look at a schedule to see where you can find us in person, and if we're not appearing at a faire near you, complain to your local faire owners about it!