Merkin vs. Muff Dodgeball

Composed of raw talent, bravado and a healthy dose of dodgeball domination, this team was forged for It's also a really awesome dodgeball team in LA.

A merkin is a p***c wig, originally worn by prostitutes (1617) after shaving their genitalia to eliminate lice or disguise the marks of syphilis.

Timeline photos 10/26/2011

There's a bounty that needs to be collected tonight...

Timeline photos 10/26/2011

Merkin invades the all-Asian Bird Canan Flu tonight. Sound the alarms.

Timeline photos 08/17/2011

Nothing but Merkin Love for the playoffs tonight.


Congrats to the Merkin family (new & old) that dominated the Open Foam division in Vegas this past weekend: Nate, James & Terry + Acomb, Tillmans & Naor. Awesome stuff.

Standings | Summer 2011 08/08/2011

Standings | Summer 2011

Regular season champs, with a 7-0 record. Playoffs start this week. Fear the Merkin. Respect the M**f.

Standings | Summer 2011 Melrose Advanced League, World Dodgeball Society


9pm battle with REIGNBALLS DODGEBALL FORCE tonight. Two teams enter 6-0 ... only one will walk out with the regular season crown.


8pm battle with What Would Jesus Dodge tonight at Poinsettia Rec. I wonder if Jesus wore a merkin or if he favored the m**f? Thoughts?

Timeline photos 06/15/2011

After several seasons of hibernation, the sleeping giant awakens to take on the best the LA Dodgeball Society has to offer. Fear the Merkin. Respect the M**f.


The Merkin vs M**f dodgeball dynasty makes it return to Melrose Advanced league this upcoming season after a 2 season hiatus. Break out your p***c combs -- s**t is gonna get hairy.

Timeline photos 08/26/2010

Big time championship victory for the Merkin empire last night over Sissy Girl Cry Party in a hard fought match. Great season everyone.

Tight Pants Cause Lowered S***m Count 08/26/2010

Tight Pants Cause Lowered S***m Count

This just in, wearing tights reduces your s***m count! In related news... Merkin vs. M**f takes on Tight Supremacists in tonight's Semi-Final dodgeball match-up.

Tight Pants Cause Lowered S***m Count For about one-half of couples with fertility problems, experts say low s***m count is the cause. But maybe something as simple as changing the kind of underwear a man wears can make a difference.

Timeline photos 07/21/2010

Merkin OG, Daniel Touchette, was spotted reppin' his Merkin pride over in Seoul, South Korea. As you can tell from boyish good looks and novelty sized cup of alcohol, things are going well across the Pacific.

Timeline photos 06/22/2010

New season kicks off at 9pm tomorrow night with the Melrose -A- League Jamboree. Meet the team.

Timeline photos 04/14/2010

War Geaux loaded up on the protein and carbs during lunch for tonight's playoff showdown.


"Seem like every time I go tanning... we win." - Ryan DeCarlo, Merkin's Jersey Shore ambassador.

Carstache™ | Glorious mustaches for cars and trucks 04/13/2010

Carstache™ | Glorious mustaches for cars and trucks

Carstache, the official sponsor of Merkin Dodgeball is now online and open for business. Don't let your car be naked any longer. Share with your friends.

Carstache™ | Glorious mustaches for cars and trucks A Carstache™ is a powerful mustache that attaches to your car grille. It is stunning. What color 'stache will you rock?


I wore my dodgeball shoes to work today so everytime I look down at my feet I am reminded of the pain I am going to inflict on the opponent and the glory I will be rewarded with. -Christopher War Geaux

Timeline photos 04/07/2010

Playoffs begin tonight with a 9pm match-up versus Big In Japan.


Valiant fight vs Sissy Girl Cry Party tonight in a 4-3 loss. Lifetime record 25-1... even Michael Jordon lost a few. We'll see you guys in the championship!

Timeline photos 03/29/2010

Craig and Noah model the latest in Merkin dodgeball beach attire.


Another Wednesday night, another Merkin victory. Our curly M**fs go out to the Tight Supremacists for a hard fought 3-1 battle.

Timeline photos 03/17/2010

3 Traitors Down... Next up: Benny Toth and Christina Wu. Fear the Merkin. Respect the M**f.

Timeline photos 03/10/2010

The Merkin mafia doesn't take kindly to traitors. Erik Charles Tillmans & Molly Piskun... we're coming for you tonight.

Timeline photos 03/10/2010

8pm game tonight vs Zankou Chicken Nuggets. Bring the pain.

Timeline photos 03/06/2010

In response to Vince Marchbanks' slanderous photo against the beloved Merkin, we give to you this M**f'd rendition.

You can see Vince's original artwork here:

Timeline photos 03/04/2010

Chiara Triska would like everyone to know that when not making obscene gestures on the dodgeball court, she is a highly professional and respectable lady. That is all.

Timeline photos 03/04/2010

Team photo after last night's 6-2 victory. It's hard being beautiful AND talented but somehow we make it work.

Timeline photos 03/03/2010

Lady Merkins: Chiara Triska, Nicole Chasin, Dylann Tharp, Jenna Duncalf, & Jeana Alayaay... remember, cornrows are the encouraged hairstyle for upcoming games. Represent accordingly.


Game at 9pm tonight. Team photo to be taken: Look sexy.


Melrose A League - Standings and Schedule

Standings are updated from last night's games. And they've got a spiffy, cleaner look-and-feel thanks to some Merkin web-nerdery.

Melrose A League - Standings and Schedule Updated scores, standings and schedules for the Spring 2010 season.

Timeline photos 02/25/2010

The Merkin Army doesn't take kindly to traitors. Scott Connor ... we're coming for you tonight.

Merkin vs Big In Japan 02/19/2010

First match of the 2010 Spring season. Defending champions Merkin vs M**f against Big in Japan.

Final score, 11-0 in favor of the volatile p***c wig.

Timeline photos 12/17/2009

West Hollywood undefeated championship team photo: Merkin vs M**f.


Undefeated regular season + Championship tonight. Great job Merkin vs. M**f. Great matches vs Reignballz and Sissy Girl.


Last night's 12-0 victory over Rubber Facial in the first round of playoffs sets up an epic semi-finals match vs the defending WeHo champs: REIGNBALLS DODGEBALL FORCE. It's gonna be a bloodbath :)



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