09/05/2026
ICYMI: Darian Mensah threw for 401 yards and five tuddies in his debut and Malachi Toney caught 12 passes for a school-record 234 yards and three scores to lead No. 7 Miami to a 45-6 blowout at Stanford.
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09/04/2026
ICYMI: Julian Lewis waited until the final 42 seconds to introduce himself. Colorado said, “Why win comfortably when you can make everyone sweat?”
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08/30/2026
BREAKING: Scary sight tonight in Rynearson Stadium as an Eastern Michigan player has reportedly lost his foot following a freak tackle. Witnesses say he’s having a tough time getting back on his feet.
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08/29/2026
Wife: “could you help me with a few things around the house today?”
Me: ….
08/28/2026
ICYMI: Mendoza got his first taste of a true NFL pass rush in an 18-12 loss to the Niners. San Francisco’s backups still made him look like a rookie.
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08/28/2026
ICYMI: Bills and Steelers really waited until the preseason finale to remember they were allowed to score touchdowns. Buffalo steals it 28-27 on a wild late 2-point conversion.
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08/28/2026
A 35-year-old man named Daejon Labrayae Love was arrested for faking a career as a San Francisco 49ers wide receiver to defraud at least 26 women out of more than $1.3 million. You gotta give it to this man for his commitment to the job.
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08/26/2026
BREAKING: There will be no more grown adults playing flag football and dodgeball anymore. Instead the NFL will focus on celebrating the actual achievements of the players.
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08/26/2026
We lost a Tennessee legend today. RIP Dolly.
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08/25/2026
ICYMI: Penix gets cleared to practice and immediately watches Cooper Rush and Jack Strand put up 34 points with Tua watching. The Falcons QB room is officially a log jam.
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