14/07/2026
Do these numbers surprise you at all?
Head of Social at Golf Digest
14/07/2026
Do these numbers surprise you at all?
Every golfer loves an excuse 😂
1️⃣ “The tee markers are pointing in the wrong direction!” — absurd enough to be the perfect opener.
2️⃣ ”Is this hole regulation size or what?” — universal, no explanation needed.
3️⃣ ”That cart took off right in my backswing.” — vivid, specific, easy to visualize.
4️⃣ ”There’s no sand in these bunkers!” — blames the course superintendent, always funny.
5️⃣ ”My foot slipped.” — great mid-swing excuse, easy to picture.
6️⃣ ”What a terrible bounce!” — blames pure bad luck, everyone’s used this one.
7️⃣ ”I never play this bad.” — the classic closer; every golfer has said this exact line.
It’s all about the birdiessss!
This happens to the best of us!
What kind of golf ball are you playing?
09/07/2026
Hand up if you spend more than that 🙋♂️😂
07/07/2026
Anyone got $50 million lying about? 😂
We’ve all been here! 👇
1️⃣ You’re rebuilding your swing on the range - If you’re searching YouTube mechanics five minutes before your tee time, it’s already too late.
2️⃣ You’re going for hero shots - Instead of taking your medicine, you’re trying to pull off the shot of the year.
3️⃣ You’re changing your game plan after one bad swing - One sliced drive and suddenly every club in the bag feels wrong.
4️⃣ You have too many swing thoughts - The more mechanics you’re thinking about, the worse you’re about to hit it.
5️⃣ One bad hole ruins your attitude - If the double bogey on 2 is still bothering you on 8, your scorecard doesn’t stand a chance.