Pretty H8 Machines

Pretty H8 Machines

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The Pretty H8 Machines are your 2019 Season 9 Champions!!
Check out the Pretty H8 Machines and the Cosmic Killas this Saturday!

Discount tickets available online! http://bit.ly/2XDuv1o
My monkey balls or flat I'm gonna have to bring something else
Apologies! We missed posting the final score of the first game!!! Congratulations to Arizona Skate Club on their win tonight! Final score was 131 AZSC - 59 Pretty H8 Machines

We failed to post in a timely manner and sincerely apologize.

Thank you AZSC for a great season of fast derby!! 💚💜💚💜💚
First game of the night starts in 30mins!! Tonight’s home team Pretty H8 Machines!!
Photos shot by Evol*Starr from the first game of our last double-header, between Pretty H8 Machines and Arizona Skate Club, are up! 👀👀
More love for John Panas who took incredible photos of the Pretty H8 Machines and Arizona Skate Club game from Saturday!
15 mins until the first game starts!! Tonight’s home team Pretty H8 Machines!!
We've got pictures from the Pretty H8 Machines and Joon Cleavers bout on April 28! 📸 credit Evol*Starr
Want free tickets to the next game? The Pretty H8 Machines have a deal for you...
She's reffing this season, but F'n Head Case aka Nutin' Fancy (Frances Holloran) is still a member of the Pretty H8 Machines! And we think she's got a great reason to skate...See her in stripes at the doubleheader on May 19!

Pretty H8 Machines are an all female flat track roller derby team that skates for the Desert Dolls R

Feburary Recruitment Night / Meet & Greet 01/25/2022

Feburary Recruitment Night / Meet & Greet

Feburary Recruitment Night / Meet & Greet https://form.jotform.com/210665288299166

02/22/2020

Last But not least our Captains for Season 10
Co captain Jenevil Knievel #84
Captain Jacklyn Hyde #86
Photo credit: Clif Clark

02/22/2020

Here are Some more of our Season 10 H8s. Next up are
1. Pipsqueak #92 2. Kali Durga #28
3. Sociopathlete #52 4. Frida Kahlor #56
5. Master Sedator #23
Photo credits: MAEHEM , Jenni Lucas

02/22/2020

Tonight we hit the track, So lets meet the season 10 H8s. First up are
1. Hugs N Stitches #13 2. Cruz #66
3. Dress for Less #4 4. Scam Likely #42
5. Brawley Parton #18 6. La Mala Hora #10
Photo credits: MAEHEM, Jenni Lucas

06/23/2019

We would like to thank those of you who came out to watch last nights championships. A big shoutout to the Killas for making it a fun and difficult game. We would also like to thank the Refs, Nsos, photographers and those who worked to make the night possible. ❤️🖤

The Pretty H8 Machines are your 2019 Season 9 Champions!!

Photos from Pretty H8 Machines's post 05/04/2019

Only 2 more Intros to go. First of the day is our Co Captain
Jenevil Knievel # 84 Position: jammer, pivot, blocker
Hometown: Blaine MN
Profession: Bus Monitor, Photographer
Favorite movie: Fifth Element, Tank girl
Favorite Quote: "You come to a point in your life when you really don't care what people think about you, You just care what you think about yourself." - Evel Knievel

Photos from Pretty H8 Machines's post 05/03/2019

Good afternoon. We are almost finished meeting the team. Today we are introducing
Red Devil #99 Position: Blocker
Home town: Phoenix, Az
Profession: Accounts Receivable
Favorite movie: Toss up between Labyrinth & The Never Ending Story
Favorite quote: YOLO (you only live once)

Photos from Pretty H8 Machines's post 05/03/2019

Our next skater to introduce is
Lyn Z Lawless #3 Position jammer/ blocker
Home town. Ridgrecrest CA
Profession: Dental assistant
Favorite movie Stand by me
Favorite quote "Never compromise yourself. You are all you got " Janis Joplin
Photo cred: Clif Clark

Photos from Pretty H8 Machines's post 05/02/2019

Today we would like to introduce
SB the Sociopathlete #52 Positon: Jammer/Pivot
Home town. Downers Grove, IL -> Scottsdale, AZ
Profession Global Operations Mgr
Favorite movie Suicide Squad ❤️💙
Favorite quote. "I'm known to be quite vexing" https://youtu.be/nMpV4xR_22I
Photo cred: Clif Clark

Photos from Pretty H8 Machines's post 05/02/2019

Next skater we would like to introduce is not new to Desert Dolls but she is New to the H8's
Frida Kahlor, #56. Position: Blocker
Home town: Phoenix, AZ
Profession:Social Worker
Favorite movie: Frida, What Dreams May Come, Coco
Favorite quote: “Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic” - Frida Kahlo

“At the end of the day, we can endure much more than we think we can.” - Frida Kahlo
Photo cred: Clif Clark

Photos from Pretty H8 Machines's post 05/01/2019

Today we would like to introduce
MONSTER # 79. Position: Blocker
Home town: South Gate California
Profession: Former merchandiser for coke / stay at home mom for now
Favorite movie: Nick And Norah's Infinite Playlist
Favorite quote: You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending."
- C.S Lewis
Photo cred: Clif Clark.

Photos from Pretty H8 Machines's post 04/30/2019

For the next skater introduction we have
Master Sedator #23 Position: All the positions.
Home Town: Phoenix AZ Age: 34
Profession: Paramedic
Favorite Movie: Fight Club
Favorite Quote: Fake it till you make it.

Photos from Pretty H8 Machines's post 04/30/2019

Next we would like to introduce:
Poison IV #28 Position: Blocker
Home town: Hemet CA
Profession: Registered nurse/Advocate for human rights and social justice.
Favorite movie: Pulp Fiction. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Favorite Quote: Dream as if you'll live forever, Live as if you'll die Tomorrow. -James Dean
Be the change you wish to see in the world -Mahatma Gandhi

04/29/2019

Starting Our Team introductions is one of our newly drafted skaters.
Pipsqueak #92 Position: Jammer, Blocker
Home town: Phoenix AZ
Profession: Receptionist at an animal hospital
Favorite movie: Aristocats
Favorite Quote: Normality is a paved road: it's comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow.

Photos from Pretty H8 Machines's post 04/26/2019

Your Pretty H8s are ready to take the track. We had a few changes. Be on the look out for some skater introductions.

Timeline photos 03/28/2019

Timeline photos

Today we had the opportunity to shoot an episode of Positively Arizona on ! Show will air on Sunday at 7:30pm! Be sure to check it out!

02/07/2019

The season schedule has arrived.

It is finally here! Our season schedule!

Be on the look out for our upcoming events and ticketing options! Our 9th season will be 🔥🔥💪

12/25/2018
Photos from Pretty H8 Machines's post 12/02/2018

Pretty H8s light it up with DDRD tonight.
Hope to see you at the APS light parade!

11/22/2018
10/31/2018
Photos from Pretty H8 Machines's post 10/30/2018

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RED DEVIL. We hope you are having an amazing day.

09/27/2018

Do you shop at Frys? Do you want to help DDRD earn extra $$?

Well guess what, you can help with just a few easy clicks!

DDRD was accepted into the Frys Community Rewards program! You can link you Frys VIP card to our organization and Frys will donate a portion of your purchases to our league!

Easy peasy!

To attach DDRD to your card, you will need to do the following:

1. Go to FrysFood.com and login (if you do not have an account, you will need to create one)

2. Attach your VIP card to your account (if not already done)

3. Under My Account, on the left hand side, scroll down and select Community Rewards.

4. Search for our organization (Desert Dolls Empowerment Project)

5. Select enroll and boom, done!

Now each time you make a purchase at Frys, a little kick back goes to the league.

Photos from Pretty H8 Machines's post 09/26/2018

Happy Birthday Socio. Hope you are having a super day.

Timeline photos 09/23/2018

Last night Desert Doll mashed up with Arizona Skate club. Our very own La Mala Hora won MVP jammer.

Congrats to Mala and Mom! Putting in work on the track tonight! Thank you for a fun night!!

Photos from Pretty H8 Machines's post 09/16/2018

Even tho we are happy to be back at it. We enjoyed our summer doing the other things we love.

Here are the highlights of Sociopathlete's summer.

Golfing, hiking, kayaking, trip home to Chicago/paddle boarding, and working out.

09/14/2018

We had our first practice back. We enjoyed our summer, but happy to be back at it.

09/13/2018
Photos from Pretty H8 Machines's post 09/11/2018

Pretty H8 Machines season award winners. Congrats ladies.

Photos from Pretty H8 Machines's post 09/08/2018

Wishing our Captain Jacklyn Hyde a very Happy Birthday. Hope your day was as awesome as you.

Photos from Pretty H8 Machines's post 07/29/2018

Wishing Lyn Z Lawless a very Happy Birthday. Hope today is as amazing as you.

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