Pretty H8 Machines

🎉 Dear Fans,

We are excited to share some long-time coming news with you.... (drum roll, please) after 13 years of skating under the name of Desert Dolls Roller Derby we are coming to you now as Phoenix Roller Derby! By making this change we are better positioned to represent the city we skate in and love to call home 🌵 and will be able to align ourselves with our values of being gender inclusive. 🏳️‍🌈

Celebrate with us by looking for our events on Facebook! (New merch coming soon, promise.) We accept new skaters every 4-6 weeks and are excited to potentially have a public bout in January! 🛼💚💜💚💜🛼

Skate, don't hate,
PHXRD

Feburary Recruitment Night / Meet & Greet

Feburary Recruitment Night / Meet & Greet https://form.jotform.com/210665288299166

Last But not least our Captains for Season 10
Co captain Jenevil Knievel #84
Captain Jacklyn Hyde #86
Photo credit: Clif Clark

Here are Some more of our Season 10 H8s. Next up are
1. Pipsqueak #92 2. Kali Durga #28
3. Sociopathlete #52 4. Frida Kahlor #56
5. Master Sedator #23
Photo credits: MAEHEM , Jenni Lucas

Tonight we hit the track, So lets meet the season 10 H8s. First up are
1. Hugs N Stitches #13 2. Cruz #66
3. Dress for Less #4 4. Scam Likely #42
5. Brawley Parton #18 6. La Mala Hora #10
Photo credits: MAEHEM, Jenni Lucas

We would like to thank those of you who came out to watch last nights championships. A big shoutout to the Killas for making it a fun and difficult game. We would also like to thank the Refs, Nsos, photographers and those who worked to make the night possible. ❤️🖤

The Pretty H8 Machines are your 2019 Season 9 Champions!!

Only 2 more Intros to go. First of the day is our Co Captain
Jenevil Knievel # 84 Position: jammer, pivot, blocker
Hometown: Blaine MN
Profession: Bus Monitor, Photographer
Favorite movie: Fifth Element, Tank girl
Favorite Quote: "You come to a point in your life when you really don't care what people think about you, You just care what you think about yourself." - Evel Knievel

Good afternoon. We are almost finished meeting the team. Today we are introducing
Red Devil #99 Position: Blocker
Home town: Phoenix, Az
Profession: Accounts Receivable
Favorite movie: Toss up between Labyrinth & The Never Ending Story
Favorite quote: YOLO (you only live once)

Our next skater to introduce is
Lyn Z Lawless #3 Position jammer/ blocker
Home town. Ridgrecrest CA
Profession: Dental assistant
Favorite movie Stand by me
Favorite quote "Never compromise yourself. You are all you got " Janis Joplin
Photo cred: Clif Clark

Today we would like to introduce
SB the Sociopathlete #52 Positon: Jammer/Pivot
Home town. Downers Grove, IL -> Scottsdale, AZ
Profession Global Operations Mgr
Favorite movie Su***de Squad ❤️💙
Favorite quote. "I'm known to be quite vexing" https://youtu.be/nMpV4xR_22I
Photo cred: Clif Clark

Next skater we would like to introduce is not new to Desert Dolls but she is New to the H8's
Frida Kahlor, #56. Position: Blocker
Home town: Phoenix, AZ
Profession:Social Worker
Favorite movie: Frida, What Dreams May Come, Coco
Favorite quote: “Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic” - Frida Kahlo

“At the end of the day, we can endure much more than we think we can.” - Frida Kahlo
Photo cred: Clif Clark

Today we would like to introduce
MONSTER # 79. Position: Blocker
Home town: South Gate California
Profession: Former merchandiser for coke / stay at home mom for now
Favorite movie: Nick And Norah's Infinite Playlist
Favorite quote: You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending."
- C.S Lewis
Photo cred: Clif Clark.

For the next skater introduction we have
Master Sedator #23 Position: All the positions.
Home Town: Phoenix AZ Age: 34
Profession: Paramedic
Favorite Movie: Fight Club
Favorite Quote: Fake it till you make it.

Next we would like to introduce:
Poison IV #28 Position: Blocker
Home town: Hemet CA
Profession: Registered nurse/Advocate for human rights and social justice.
Favorite movie: Pulp Fiction. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Favorite Quote: Dream as if you'll live forever, Live as if you'll die Tomorrow. -James Dean
Be the change you wish to see in the world -Mahatma Gandhi

Starting Our Team introductions is one of our newly drafted skaters.
Pipsqueak #92 Position: Jammer, Blocker
Home town: Phoenix AZ
Profession: Receptionist at an animal hospital
Favorite movie: Aristocats
Favorite Quote: Normality is a paved road: it's comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow.

Your Pretty H8s are ready to take the track. We had a few changes. Be on the look out for some skater introductions.

Timeline photos

Today we had the opportunity to shoot an episode of Positively Arizona on ! Show will air on Sunday at 7:30pm! Be sure to check it out!

The season schedule has arrived.

It is finally here! Our season schedule!

Be on the look out for our upcoming events and ticketing options! Our 9th season will be 🔥🔥💪

Pretty H8s light it up with DDRD tonight.
Hope to see you at the APS light parade!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RED DEVIL. We hope you are having an amazing day.

Do you shop at Frys? Do you want to help DDRD earn extra $$?

Well guess what, you can help with just a few easy clicks!

DDRD was accepted into the Frys Community Rewards program! You can link you Frys VIP card to our organization and Frys will donate a portion of your purchases to our league!

Easy peasy!

To attach DDRD to your card, you will need to do the following:

1. Go to FrysFood.com and login (if you do not have an account, you will need to create one)

2. Attach your VIP card to your account (if not already done)

3. Under My Account, on the left hand side, scroll down and select Community Rewards.

4. Search for our organization (Desert Dolls Empowerment Project)

5. Select enroll and boom, done!

Now each time you make a purchase at Frys, a little kick back goes to the league.

Happy Birthday Socio. Hope you are having a super day.

Last night Desert Doll mashed up with Arizona Skate club. Our very own La Mala Hora won MVP jammer.

Congrats to Mala and Mom! Putting in work on the track tonight! Thank you for a fun night!!

Even tho we are happy to be back at it. We enjoyed our summer doing the other things we love.

Here are the highlights of Sociopathlete's summer.

Golfing, hiking, kayaking, trip home to Chicago/paddle boarding, and working out.

We had our first practice back. We enjoyed our summer, but happy to be back at it.

Pretty H8 Machines season award winners. Congrats ladies.

Wishing our Captain Jacklyn Hyde a very Happy Birthday. Hope your day was as awesome as you.

Wishing Lyn Z Lawless a very Happy Birthday. Hope today is as amazing as you.