04/19/2026
Another short story from Bruce's Wildwood days:
The Phone Booth-
I remember phone booths. I was thinking about how one changed my life. I don’t miss standing in one making a call, but I could never pass one without thinking of that day in downtown Weaverville in 1975.
I stepped into a phone booth, and on the shelf below the phone was a wallet. I opened it—it was jammed full of $20 bills. I counted a little over $300. Looking further, I found a driver’s license with a name and address. I tracked the person down, got his number, and gave him a call.
He was so excited to hear his wallet had been found. Then, with some hesitation in his voice, he asked if there was any cash in it. I told him the money was still there, and he let out a sigh of relief. That money was his mother’s monthly Social Security payment. I told him I’d be coming to Redding and would drop the wallet off the next day. He was beyond thrilled.
The next day I stopped by his place and handed him the wallet. He wanted to give me a reward, but I thanked him and said it wasn’t necessary. If I’d lost my wallet, I’d be grateful just to have it back—I knew how he felt.
He was insistent. He asked where I lived and whether I had a corral. I was confused, but told him I lived on six acres in Trinity County. He said, “Build a corral. I raise Charolais cattle, and I’m going to give you one.”
To say I was surprised would be an understatement. But he wouldn’t take no for an answer, so I built a corral. A few weeks later, he drove up with a 2,000-pound cow in a trailer. We unloaded her, and as he drove away, he stuck his head out the window and said, “By the way, she’s pregnant,” smiled, and kept going.
I was stunned. I’d never taken care of anything except my golden retriever. I had no idea what I was getting into. I knew the cow was coming, so I had some hay on hand and began getting to know my new companion. Over the weeks, we developed a good working relationship. I fed her, and she seemed happy to see me. Eventually, we even had deep conversations about the meaning of life. Okay—I did most of the talking, but by the way she mooed, I could tell she agreed on the important points.
Winter came, and snow covered the ground. One day I had to run into town, and she was particularly restless. I decided to tie a rope around her and secure it to a tree so she wouldn’t damage the corral or hurt herself.
When I returned, she had given birth—but the calf had slid out of her reach, and with the rope holding her back, she couldn’t get to it. The calf lay in the snow, barely breathing.
My friend Lance was with me. We picked up the calf, brought it inside by the wood stove, and began rubbing her to warm her up. It quickly became clear her lungs were full of mucus and she was struggling to breathe. We realized that to save her, we’d have to suck the mucus out of her lungs.
I looked at Lance. He looked at me.
We flipped a coin. Lance lost.
He asked if I had any whiskey. I said yes and got the bottle. He took a swig straight from it, then put his mouth over the calf’s nose and mouth and sucked hard. He alternated between sucking, spitting, and taking pulls from the bottle. Lance is a seasoned mountain man—not easily grossed out—but the look on his face told me I didn’t have enough whiskey.
After a few minutes, the calf began to perk up. Lance kept at it until the mucus was gone. Soon the calf was on her feet and breathing normally.
Once we were sure she’d be okay, I poured us each a glass of whiskey. We’d earned it—well, he’d earned it, but I was pouring the drinks.
Lance looked at me and said, “I’m not sure how often I’m going to come visit. You have a heck of a way of putting a friend to work.”
It was a good day.