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Stuff our ballz into the stocking of the one you love this holiday ⛳️ ⛳️ ⛳️…..even if that someone is you. 🦌 🦌 🎅 🤶 🦌 🦌 🦌

🚨 Last Christmas orders in by the 15th to land before the big day 🚨

Gooofs San Diego Based High Quality Recycled Golf Ball Marketplace..

The world doesn’t need gooofs like us to make any more golf balls. Almost a billion balls are bought new and lost every year.

Big numero, right?

The way we see it, instead the 🌎 very well could use a more effective way to ♻️ redistribute perfectly good (great) golf balls to millions of people around the country (world).

If you haven’t hit our site yet, give us a shot, dude 🏌️‍♂️We promise to do our best to get you great minty balls at dope prices on the reg and provide a lot of service and at least a little fun along the way.

And if you’ve already climbed aboard, muchas gracias for coming along for the ride 🚂 🚂 🚂

Of course we accept bitcoin

What would you say is your appetite for a Pro V1 with a cat face on it?

I look for luck wherever I can find it on the course.

A cart with the number 7 in it?

Boom. Done. All aboard.

A golden tee left on the tee box?

Why not. Pocket for when we face water.

Switch to liquor from beer on the back nine.

Fine, can't hurt. WHATEVER it takes.

Cat face might be just the recipe at +3 headed into hole 3. 🐱

Our monthly mix let's you suss it all out. Feel the vibes of each unique dozen every month.

Play all the brands the pros play, none of the ones they don't

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Then you wanna customize? The world is your oyster🦪 .



Before anyone asks: No we can't customize cat ballz (yet). But we can customize brands and stylez all day.

Thank you for being one of our first 100 friends on facebook. We know on the other side of the screen it may appear we are just a ridiculous recycled golf ball brand (and we are), but underneath the shell of our absurdity, it means a lot to have an audience of strangers connecting to what we are building. In time, we hope to grow this community offline and across courses around the country, and we appreciate you being here for the beginning.

My buddy trades commodities back east, grew up outside of Lawrence, moved to the city right after school. We send him a dozen ♻️ golf ballz every month as part of his subscription. He called me the other day and said, dude you following this? And I said man I'm just surfing and slinging golf ballz in SD. And he goes, have you been to the grocery store, do you look at the bill? According to him consumer prices are thru the ROOF. According to him paying $20 for golf ballz every month when the rest of the world pays $50 is his single biggest retirement savings strategy (aside from assorted DEGEN crypto flyers). And according to him, if you'll excuse the cliche- "we ain't in Kansas no 'mo." Whatever that means.

Anyway, if you play a TON of golf, or maybe have been thinking, hey I should play a LOT more golf, and hey I should play the BEST ballz and should save some 💸 then do yourself a favor and check out or monthly dozens. They are the best 💥 for your 💰 on the internet.

With over one hundred years of in the books, the sheer dominance of the United States cannot be understated. Owning a whopping 62% (I rounded up!!!) of the total , and twice their nearest competition in both and , not to mention (but to say) FOUR TIMES second place in (one time we got two bronzes), the old is soaring.

But will our century-plus stranglehold on the fall to pieces today at the hands of a wizard, a maestro, or perhaps even a conquistador? Only time will tell.

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It appears as if we should’ve flipped our Top 12 Olympic Golf©️™️®️ predictions around to look like true geniuses. But we stand by our men! CT Pan and his caddie wife Michelle will make the run of all runs to win it, we swear!

What can we say? When you’re hot you’re hot. And these Olympic Golf©️™️®️ predictions are on fire. As in, I’ve set them ablaze in my backyard. That being said, I STAND BY THEM, laughing maniacally as the ember flickers and ashes drift into the moonlight, my neighbors staring out their bedroom window at me with concern. Again.

Sometimes you gotta "Let it fly on your own supply."

You’ve read a million “What’s in Your Bag?” articles, so we figured it was time to dig deeper. Like “What’s in That Giant Suitcase?” level deep. The Gooofs family proudly presents TOOOLS of the TRADE featuring none other than the “Smart Scientist”* himself Bryson DeChambeau and all of his “must have” tournament items.

*actual BDeC quote

Barbasol taking a page from the Deere John folks with the upside-down shaving cream canister. Perhaps you’d even call it a ripoff of a clever subliminal marketing drone-shot. But then you see the lengths course designers, the grounds crew, and presumably dozens of lawyers went to in order to make their Championship’s 10th Hole a true thriller. So far golfers are a combined 68 over par, two left with injuries sustained on the Hill-O-Fun™️, and one man ran off with his ex after a very public rekindling of long lost love. In other words, it’s been smoother than freshly shaven skin.

The topographic map has not been verified by a topologist, but while I was drawing it my buddy said, “Why are you drawing a topographical map?” so I can at least verify that it is aesthetically recognizable.

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