Hard-Play Croquet

Hard-Play Croquet


Nick and Alyse, thanks for hosting yesterday. We had a great time!
Wow, nice cover photo. Me and Frosty Kicking the Alpha Beta's butts in a hot-dog eating contest!
Yes! Thanks for the rules Nick Sacco! Headed to the Flat to hit me some balls. Happy 4rth!
SUP y'all, have a Turkey leg for me MATE ! XO
Corrolary B: see 'Dungeons & Dragons'.
best croquet match ever. thanks for the fun.
I went through my closet and storage last night & HOLY CRAP do I have a lot of shoes!! 5 pairs of boots (3 black, 1 brown, 1 white), 3 wedges (1 black w/ lucite heel, 1 wooden w/ cutout heel, 1 raffia sandal) and at least 2 pairs of heels (1 silver sparkly {perfect for JEM}, 1 blue leather) all around sizes 8-9.5 that can definitely work for Rocker/Groupies. Also I have 2 coats from the thrift shop that were going to be used for "Penny Lane from Almost Famous"-type costumes at the Back to the Future BBQ but it was too hot, so if anyone needs costume help, feel free to get in touch:)

If you've been here and played it before, you'll join up in order to satisfy your cravings until the next event comes. Not like other types of croquet.

SMAC'N House Beer Rules Croquet is even crazier than you imagine.


Ghetto battlebots

Photos from Hard-Play Croquet's post 07/20/2018

Mark these dates on your calendar.

Hard-Play Halloween VIII - Resurrection 11/02/2017

Hard-Play Halloween VIII - Resurrection

This killer video presented to you by Ryan Castillo.

Hard-Play Halloween VIII - Resurrection


A lot of people are starting to ask. The dates are Friday, October 27th, and Friday, December 15th.


Friends, it's that time of the year again. Find me big cardboard boxes. The test of whether or not they'll be good for this year's Tube of Terror: can a human crawl through them. If not, they're no good.

UFC Fight Night 07/22/2017

UFC Fight Night

Free fights on Fox tonight. Come on over to the house at 5:30pm or so. Let's watch and sip.

UFC Fight Night Event information, results, video, and fighter information for UFC Fight Night.


What is everyone doing for the 4th of July? Want to play croquet here at the house?

Timeline photos 10/31/2016

Christmas Trivia Night is coming. Are you?

Timeline photos 09/07/2016

Bacon, eggs and toast on Sunday morning for Chargers football? Bloody Marys? Mimosas? Kickoff is at 10:00am as the game is in KC.

Timeline photos 09/03/2016

Announcement for the insiders: Hard-Play Halloween is set for FRIDAY, October 28th this year. It's never too early for you to start saving the biggest cardboard boxes you can find. If they're too small for a human to crawl through on all fours, not worth it.

Timeline photos 09/03/2016

Making jalapeño-infused vodka, and football season is just getting started. Coincidence? I think NOT!


Party Puzzler: The "Ironic" Piñata

Who in our circle of friends even thinks piñatas aren't cool? Show yourselves and be banished!

Tree Fort | Kindred Cocktails 06/11/2016

Tree Fort | Kindred Cocktails

Let's get together this evening here at Hard-Play for cocktails, pool, and some eats. You'll love this new cocktail I'm going to make for yous.

Tree Fort | Kindred Cocktails 1 oz Bourbon, Old Grand Dad 114 1⁄2oz Fernet Branca 1⁄2oz Simple syrup (vanilla infused) 1⁄2oz Lemon juice 1 ds Peychaud's Bitters 2 oz Cola, Coca Cola 1 Orange peel InstructionsBuild in a shaker excluding orange and coke. Shake quick and roll into a collins glass. Top with 2 oz coke and an orange...

Steve Poltz "I Want All My Friends To Be Happy" Live at KDHX 02/16/2016 04/18/2016

Steve Poltz "I Want All My Friends To Be Happy" Live at KDHX 02/16/2016

Friends, this song is for you. We lost a wonderful part of the Hard-Play gang today, and it hurts. Patrick Huber passed away this morning unexpectedly. We'll all miss his smile and the fun that he brought over to the house every time we all got together. Rest in peace, Patrick.

Steve Poltz "I Want All My Friends To Be Happy" Live at KDHX 02/16/2016 Steve Poltz performs "I Want All My Friends To Be Happy" live at the 88.1 KDHX Studios in St. Louis, February 16, 2016. Hosted by Christian Schaeffer for Col...

Timeline photos 03/10/2016

Let's grill up the rest of the fish and then play some croquet on Saturday. Who's ready to go balls out?


This is the invitation to Christmas Trivia Night. If it appears for you as "Attachment Unavailable", comment here and I'll invite you individually.


Timeline photos 11/05/2015

Hard-Play Christmas Trivia Night is on Saturday, December 19th.

Mobile uploads 09/25/2015

Anybody have contact information for the Lorax?


Might have to step up the animatronics game this year. But you chicks would just beat the sh*t out of it anyway.

Timeline photos 09/08/2015

Hard-Play Halloween 6: Premiering Friday, October 30th, 2015.

Rated NC-17 for extreme laughs, drunkenness, and terror.

Timeline photos 08/21/2015

Let's barbecue here at the house on Saturday afternoon, tomorrow. Come over whenever. Bring grillables and/or snacks. If you're feeling extra cool, bring a bottle of Jack. It's the only thing I don't have in the bar.

Mobile uploads 08/11/2015

Mules, dark 'n' stormies, grand autumns: the possibilities are endless. Maybe not endless, but abundant.

Timeline photos 08/02/2015

Next theme: Back To the Future.

At least four and a half costume categories to choose from: 1985, 1955, 2015 (the future), alternate 1985, and 1885.

Saturdays to do it: September 12th, September 19th, September 26th. Not in October because that's when it's time to get ready for Halloween.

Timeline photos 02/28/2015

Seats are available on this ride tomorrow. Heading east to Descanso and beyond, just for the day.

Mobile uploads 01/18/2015

Fights tonight at the house. Conor McGregor vs Dennis Siver, and then Cowboy Cerrone is fighting Ben Henderson. McGregor and Cerrone are always exciting. Come over any time after football ends.

Mobile uploads 11/28/2014

Turkey dinner at Hard-Play Croquet. Basted to perfection.

Timeline photos 11/22/2014

Deep fry a turkey on Thanksgiving? The word is that even a fool can do this right. I hope I can then. Who is around and needs a friendmily?


Does everyone know about this already? Leaving town on Friday after work.




Saturday: It's party time. Who can come over and work on the Tube of Terror on Friday and Saturday?



Looks like it's going to be a great crowd here this evening. Borderline major rager at this point. I'll get enough fish to feed all of Sea World.

Orange Mocha Frappuccino 08/22/2014

Orange Mocha Frappuccino

Halloween 2014: Besides being the year of the Tube5 of Terror, it's the year to finally do this as a group costume:

Orange Mocha Frappuccino Movie: Zoolander

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Good times, great stories, check-this-sh*t-out shots, new friendships, new grudges, old rules, new rules, donkey punches, poison, the nods, long-lost bottles of Jäger, loud music, police, foosball, costumes, piñatas, beer bi***es, re**rd helmets, decent food...

...from January until October for the last eight years.



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