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Check out 2 Dads With Dead Dads on Spotify.

K, thanks, see you in a couple weeks.

How can you humans be so evil???

Nobody likes me, I think it’s because my creator didn’t give me private parts.

Nice pick upppppppp! Welcome to the team, Ethan Bear!



Edit: I read my texts wrong, he stinks.

Just Kraken open a cold one while I wait for these stupid 🐧🐧 to get here.

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The showers actually look nice, see photo in comments

Fyre Fest 2.0

I eat cats.

5-1

Lol, why was buffalo beating all those other teams? 🗑

😂 😂 NHL is savage for this one.

989 consecutive games by this cutie, that’s impressive. 🌭

The Earth is flat.

Party in Vancouver 😂