03/21/2024
The 10 Worst NFL Draft Picks of All-Time!
10. A.J. Jenkins – San Francisco , 2012 (30th Overall)
Oh, A.J. Jenkins, folks. The 49ers must’ve thought they were drafting a magician the way he disappeared on the field. I tell ya, he was like my paycheck in Vegas – gone too soon!
9. Derrick Harvey – , 2008 (8th Overall)
Derrick Harvey, now there’s a guy who made quarterbacks feel safe. The only thing he sacked was his potential. I get more pressure from my wife to take out the trash!
8. Charles Rogers – , 2003 (2nd Overall)
Charles Rogers, bless his soul. More drops than my cell phone service. And just like my diet, he didn’t stick around for long.
7. Justin Blackmon – , 2012 (5th Overall)
Justin Blackmon was supposed to be a catch, but the only thing he caught was attention for all the wrong reasons. He vanished faster than my self-esteem at a high school reunion.
6. Vernon Gholston – , 2008 (6th Overall)
Vernon Gholston, oh boy. He had quarterbacks sleeping like babies because they knew they weren’t getting touched. My last comedy special was scarier to them!
5. Tony Mandarich – , 1989 (2nd Overall)
Tony Mandarich, the “Incredible Bulk” who turned out to be “Incredibly Broke.” I haven’t seen blocking that bad since my family’s last Thanksgiving dinner.
4. Trent Richardson – , 2012 (3rd Overall)
Trent Richardson, the man who thought the end zone was lava. He dodged holes like I dodge my in-laws.
3. JaMarcus Russell – Oakland , 2007 (1st Overall)
JaMarcus Russell, the guy who put the “bust” in “bustling career.” I haven’t seen a bigger waste of money since I bought a treadmill.
2. Ryan Leaf – San Diego , 1998 (2nd Overall)
Ryan Leaf, the legend. Made more headlines for tantrums than touchdowns. I’ve seen better throws at a toddler’s birthday party.
1. Akili Smith – , 1999 (3rd Overall)
And here we are, the grand finale: Akili Smith. The Bengals thought they were getting a franchise quarterback, but all they got was a franchise question mark. He was so invisible on the field; I thought he was part of the witness protection program!
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