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😂😂😂 AMAZING JOKES 😂😂😂

1) Let me motivate you small jhoor…..No matter wat you are going through in life. My brother eat first. E get why😂😂😂😂😂

2) As if face mask is not enough they have started wearing screen guard😂😂😂😂😂😂

3) If you like use all your time and resources to get Six Packs. When your rent expires you will Still Pack😂😂😂😂😂

4) Your name is patience but you lost your virginity at the age of seven...no my sister your name should be hurry potter, because u r not patience😂😂😂😂😂

5) My brother hustle ooh, make u nor call small enjoyment vanity upon vanity😂😂😂

6) If you can't forgive, please, don't marry. Marriage is Ministry of 'Offence', so you must be a permanent Secretary in Forgiveness Department, with a PHD in Understanding, MSC in Loving & a BSC in tolerance.😂😂😂
Fact✌️

7) DATE UR SIZE U No Gree... Ordinary Small 20K Way Dem Ask U For Wig... U Don Go Offline Since 4 Days Now😂😂😂😂😂

😎 You No Get Boyfriend But You Dey Look For Husband. Shebi You Wan Skip Terms And Conditions??😂😂😂😂

9) Stop hating sinners on behalf of God... Even God is wondering who sent you. 😂😂😂😂

10) I was Shocked when I heard a fat girl
singing I believe I Can Fly... My sister, have you Ever seen an Elephant Flying Before?😂😂😂😂😂

11. You and your boyfriend camera no clear una TikTok video be like NTA news😂💔

12. "You want to bam bam, you want to chill with he big boys. Nor be for everybody oooo. Favour boyfriend don go use her do ritual ooo. I just say make I tell una🧐

13. When I joined SPORTYBET I was Broke, But Now I'm poor😭😭

14. Nigeria has be ranked 3rd most pørn watching country So make nobody tell me say e nor dey watch am. All of una na pretenders 🙄
🤣🤣🤣

To those sweet souls who react on my post before reading, I've automatically find out that you are a true fans of mine 😊

Today's best jokes ever 😂😂😂

1) Even if you hīde your Brēak-up Story, some of us know the Walking steps of Those that Want to çry 💥😒😒😂😂😂😂😂😂

DANCOEZE ✍️

2) That Moment when ALL the People that wróte Exams are Argúing Whether the Answers is 36 or 37, but Your answers is NYANSH 😭😂😂😂💔😂😂😂😂😂

3) Wíçkedness started Since 1960 Tailors, the Tróusers My Dad Snápped Then, the Troúsers résembles Bédsheéts 💥💥😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

4) After Récording My Sóng in a Studio, The Producer told Me that: "Do You knów That There's Gaín in WheeIbarrow Business?? 😳😳😧😭😭😭💔😂😂😂

5) An Aboki Cálled Me, I told him it's wróng Number, he Cálled Me again to ask if I knew the córrect number 😂😂😂😂😂😂

6)When You Júst Have Unprótected Séx, Evérything Will Stárt Lóoking Stránge To you, Even Motor Pláte Númber Will be Looking Like HÍV-7640, ÁID-4306, STD-0091, DIÉ-1054 😳😳😒😒😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 🏆✨

7)Wómen Can Néver Do without Góssip, Even While práying also, they'll be like:😂😂😂
"Church, Let's rémember Evelyn, She in the Hóspital, After having 9 Róunds With her Húsband 😳😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

8) Some female are scáred of kīIIing Cóckroâch, but they get mind do 5 abørtion😒😒, 😂😂😂
You don't only need Jesus,.... You need the 12 disciples join; Even Júdas lsçariot 😒😒😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

9) Have This Never Bóthered You before??
A Pastor Will Wave his Hand, All the Church Members Will Fáll, Except The Camera men ☝️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

10) Please If you wants to Toást a Lady, Go straight To the Point 😒😒😒😒😂😂😂😂😂
Which One is: "So, What's The Pláte Number of the Keke You entered Today!" 💥😳😂😂😂😂😂😂

11) Thanks you guys for your dedication towards the growth of this pâge, I appreciate you guys alot and love you all 💯 so much,may things keep working out for your favour ♥️♥️♥️

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MORNING STRÉSS RELEÍVĒR🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂 The hour as come to laugh again With comix 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

1. He's tôastīng you and you are búsy asking him if he doesn't have a Girlfriēnd.
Let me ask you dear: "Have you ever seen someone going to buy clothes nãkêd?"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2. Am asking you out for lunch and you said you have a boyfriēnd, wetin concern me??....is he hûngry too???? Respect yourself o🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

3. Ladies be líke, "Happy Birthday Wizkid..have fun boo, hun, babe, baby, sweeheart"
madam, ..where you sabi am from?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

4. If your boyfriēnd is online but not texting you, it means he's búsy talking to his uncles about your bríde price.
Don't dístúrb him, please.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

5. One spelling místákë can destrøy your life. A Húsband sent this to his wife, "I'm having a wonderful time, wish you were her."
Now for those asking why I never use shôrt words, that is why🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

6. On My Wedding day, If You come láte You will knêel down outside, I hātē nøñsense..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

7. About 18 pictures with the same top, haba
sister abeg, you be MERLIN?!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

8. How Can Government Provide Jobs, When Everybody On Facebøok,Instag
ram,BBM,Whatsapp, 2go, etc Are C.E.0 already🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

9. Whites; "Wow it's expênsíve I can't afford it"
..
Blacks; "I will come back first thing tomorrow morning"...
Dísappêârs fiam🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

10. As I was writing this joke, I heard thúndêr laughing, he was líke "hahaha, DANIEL, you're very funny, Aswear I will firë anybody that will read this joke, laugh and walkaway with no líkes ,no shar£s and no cômments" I bēgged him not to and he said if I bēg him again, he will firë me join... So my mouth pim!!

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LAUGH WITH me😂😂

1) how can i buy chicken for 10k and you expect me not to cook the blood...😛
Is ur Brain paining you.😁😁

2) after eating meat do you use toothpick or you just "mxi mt # # mxci"😂😂😂

3) have you noticed that after scratching your as$🥴 satan will come behind you and whisper: Now,,,, my child,,, you can smell your fingers😆😄😂😂😂

4) you saw him with another girl and you're 😭
When he told you,,, you're one in a million,,,😉
Where did you put brain 🙄🙄🙆🤣

5) on behalf of girls,,,,💃
Dear guys, if want to be successful in life,
☺️ You have to fúçk us.... Hmm sorry! This my keyboard sef....
I mean Focus 👀😣😓

6) when someone ask you why you are still chatting with ur ex,
Ask them if they never used past exam papers for revision 🥰🙄😐

7) don't just tall for nothing,🚶🚶
Look into the future and tell us when this 🇷🇺 russia__ukraine🇺🇦 war will end.😂🤣🤣🤣

8)who else noticed that door handle always challenge your shirt
When you are angry..?😐🤣🤣🤣

9) always smile,, dress well,, act calm,,
So that if you mess in public, no one will suspect you 😆😄🤣🤣

10) *baby I love you 💖.. i will be there for you**
Said your boyfriend who has been urinate in custard rubber at night because of fear 🤣🤣😄😄😆

11) some boys can form and pretend just to look like good innocent guys
But during s£x they be like
"Baby, is this the hole?🙄"
Idiot it's the gate, knock
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Lol 🤣
1.When a guy loves a girl he walks up to her and tell her...
But when a girl loves a boy...She sits back and wait for the Holy Spirit to minister to him
😂😯
2.ME IN AN EXAM
Teacher:Why is your answer booklet empty
Emi:Sometimes silence is the best answer
😂😂
3.Slim girls are always sèxy...when a guy lifts them up...
But the fat ones can also be lifted up through prayers🚶🏃😂😂
4.If you slap me on my right cheek....I'll turn my left so you can slap that too....
Then we discuss how you want u funeral to be
😯😥😥😥😥
5.You will stay awake till 12am just to tell someones girlfriend Happy Birthday
Accurate time keeper...weldone sir
Assistant boyfriend
👭🏃🏃😂😂😂😂🙌
6.Biko!!! Sister if you're ugly...you're ugly
Which one is "If i baff??? Dress up make up finish
You no go sabi me again???
😂😂😂😂😂😂
7.Devil will tell you..."Goan steal meat from pot...your mother is sleeping"
Same devil will wake your mom up and tell her..."Go to the kitchen,your son is stealing your meat"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
8.Some girls will be making new hair every week...
But will wear one bra for six months...Sisteris not bra again
It is called
☞ABRACADABRA
👏👏👏👏😯😯😯
9.What a man can do...A woman can do better
Aunty we use our old boxers and singlet to do rag
Can you use your old pant or bra to do rag?
😋😋😋
10.I can remember when I started this facebook newly...
I will post picture and someone will like without commenting...and I will comment "Thank you....God will strengthen you"
☺☺☺☺
11.I only date educated guys says a girl with birth certificate
😑😑
12.Bro if you're broke,leave someones daughter alone and enjoy your single life
Which one is
☞"Am testing her with poverty to see if she's wife material"
Brother are you a test tube
😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
FINISHING!!!
O Lord, anyone that will read this jokes without liking my page, let their phone enter pot of soup 😆Can I hear a big Amen!!!!!

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1" In Naija, U will tell person I have súffêred & D person will say U never súffêr reach me as if súffëring is a competítion in Naija

2" My sisters, just because he has a beards doesn't make him man enough even góats🐐 have beards and all they do is Meeeehhh🙄😏🙆😂

3" Gōne are those days when Naija guys will ask ''would U be my girl''? Nowadays they will just start datíng U without informing you😂😂😂😂

4" No be say I no get rich uncles & aunties to live with in Lagos, the prøblem is that small tea & 2 sliçe of bread no dey do me.🤷😂🤣😂😂

5" My neighbor's 6yrs relātionship endéd becus of genotype.
Sometin U would hv asked on D 1st dáte but cold StarRadler & suya no allow YoU😂🤣🤣😂😂

6" Sister, if your engâgement ríng pass 2 years without marríage. Use it as key holder instead.🙆😂🤣

7" The only man who can control a lady without
argúmēnts is a Camera man...he will be lyk "Madam Do as if you want to Clímb Iroko tree" Bēnd down as if u want to select Okrika" Do as if you want to Cross gútter. this people will not kīll me🤦🙆 🙆🤣🤣 🤣
😅😅😂

8" Yesterday, I wanted 2 fíght one Lady in my compound, but people separated us. Just dis Morning , I saw the same Lady training people in Karäte.😲😲🙆🙆😂😂😂

9" A woman will get u ângry, and refúse to apológise
Rather she go sléep nâked beside u, and u go do the apology urself😂 my brother after God fêâr Women🤣🤣

10" Some girls knows very well that they have big tummy yet they'll wear high waíst trouser and be looking líke GOTV remote😂😂😂

11" Eating suya with a friend that paid for it is so strēssfúl.
U will be waiting for the holy spírit to tell u when to take the next one.
😂 😂 😂
🤣

12" Nobody has a better eye sight than a marríed man coming out from a lôdge with his side chíck...He can even see next week.🤣🤣 😂

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