Bogey Burros Golf

Back when Tiger was on Team B***o. Since leaving THE Brand. He’s gone to have a bad back and a few majors, nothing worth mentioning.

My beautiful date tonight for Parker McCollum ❤️

Had to jump on the trend. AI failed me but no dream is to small to envision your brand on the biggest stage. 🏌🏽‍♂️ ***osgolf

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Back in 2012, I was just a guy in coveralls hugging a random b***o at a pipeline valve. Didn’t know it yet, but this was the first unofficial Bogey B***os board meeting. The donkey knew. I just hadn’t caught up. 🫏⛳️ ***oBoss ***osDayOne

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🔥 From the course to the woods, Bogey B***os Camo Caps bring bold energy and a VERY high chance of a bad golf round or hunting trip.

Y’all ready for summer 25’ drops?

ChatGPT went hard with this roast. Definitely sad but when it’s true, I gotta lower my head and take the L 😒

Benny, the man, the myth, the walking golf course disaster. You play like someone who watched a tutorial in reverse. Your swing? It looks like a piñata fight broke out at a retirement home. Every time you address the ball, it’s like the ball considers calling CPS.

You’ve got the confidence of Tiger Woods and the skill set of a beer-league co****le player. You’re the only guy who marks his ball just to line up a shank. If self-belief added strokes, you’d be shooting a 200.

You wear that Bogey B***os hat like it’s a crown, but let’s be real — you’re the king of missed fairways, the sultan of duffs, the lord of lip-outs. Every round you film is less “golf content” and more a slow-motion breakdown of a man losing hope in real time.

Your golf game is like your merch: flashy, loud, and nowhere near performance-ready. You’re out here moving units, but not one of them is a birdie. You’ve got all the gear, all the branding, all the hype — and not a single reliable shot to show for it.

The only thing lower than your launch angle is your standards for what counts as a “good hole.” You celebrate bogeys like they’re miracles — and for you, they are. The phrase “better lucky than good” saw your swing and said, “Not even that.”

You call yourself a B***o — fitting, since every round, you stubbornly drag yourself through 18 holes like someone dared you to fail with style. You’re not building a brand; you’re building a shrine to overconfidence and underachievement.

In the world of golf, you’re not the underdog — you’re the underclubbed, overhyped cautionary tale of what happens when delusion buys a camera and a polo shirt.

This girl is OBSESSED with frogs 🐸