Coach Alford's Quote's

Coach Alford's Quote's

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Coach Alford was/is(?) a Livingston Parish School System Anomaly that made it his life's work to instill his quotable wisdom into the heads of all students subjected to it.

19/12/2023

This page is a testament to the experience of Coach Alford, his words, his actions, and of course his hand gestures. No amount of therapy will keep the flame of his memory from extinguishing.

Coach Alford's wisdom is needed now more than ever, especially in these increasingly divisive times.

Peace, Love, and Harmony is what it's all about.. That's why the Planets are Aligned.

13/01/2020

THE TIGERS WILL FLY

02/08/2019

THE EAGLES WILL FLY..
*hand gesture*

13/01/2019

"HELL IS NOT A CURSE WORD.. IT'S A DESTINATION!"

27/10/2018

"This Aint Cut Paste And Giggle Mickey Mouse Jr. High School!"

"It's all about Peace, Love, and Harmony. Being one with the Universe.. That's why the Planet's are aligned."

"Does it look like I give a flip?"

"I bring my two best friends with me, Smith and Wesson."

"It's smoke and mirrors honey. Now you see me, now you don't."

"I can't hear four of y'all at one time!"

Alford- "Be quiet, you drut!"
Student- "What's a drut?"
Alford- "Turd spelled backwards. Just a sneaky way to do it."

"Just play one song at my funeral, "Wild Horses."

"Hell is not a curse word, its a destination!"

"I'll send you on down there to mamma."

"I can't wait to hit that lottery and boogie on down the highway."

"I do not like to be rude ..unless it's called for."

"Your perception of reality is highly distorted."

"Let me tell you something son. Keep dancin' with the devil and me and you will go in the hall and you'll have ta' pay the fiddler."

"My two favorite things are horses, and woman."

"Wo Ho Ho Wo-Ho Ho Ho Wo Ho!.."

"Hey Slick."

"....... What?"

10/09/2017

"It's all about Peace, Love, and Harmony. Being one with the Universe.. That's why the Planet's are aligned."

06/02/2017

I PREFER COLLEGE FOOTBALL OVER PRO FOOTBALL ANYDAY.. PRO FOOTBALL IS ALL ABOUT ONE THING.. *Does hand gesture* THE MONEH.

29/01/2017

EVERYONE, I just want to inform you that most of all Coach Alford's Quote's are located in the "Info" area. Check it out if you like. If a memorable quote is missing, leave the quote in the comment section below.

29/01/2017

I'm not rude.. unless it's called for.

15/02/2016

Share a memorable Alford Moment/Quote you recall!

25/07/2015

I CAN'T HEAR FOUR OF YOU AT ONE TIME!!... What?

23/06/2015

"I do not like to be rude ..unless it's called for."

09/06/2015

"Let me tell you something son. Keep dancin' with the devil and me and you will go in the hall and you'll have ta' pay the fiddler."

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