13/04/2026
SUMMARY OF THE TABLE FOR WEEK 30
FAZ LUSAKA DIVISION 2 | WEEK 30 LOG
A.K.A: 1 Point Decides Everything
Title Fight: Chainda Bombers 61 pts vs Bauleni United 60 pts. One point gap. Bauleni have better GD +21 and only 2 losses all season. Chainda more wins, more goals, more chaos. Slip once and Bauleni’s defense wins the title.
3-Way Traffic Jam at 48: UNZA, Chibolya, Welcome all on 48 pts with a game in hand. Win it and they’re 10 off top. UNZA + Chibolya = draw merchants. Welcome = wildcard. All still in promotion race.
*Dark Horses*: City of Lusaka 46 pts with _two_ games in hand. Win both = 52 pts and 2nd place. Speedrun mode.
Relegation Knife Fight: Irwin 30 pts, Kabwata/King SA/Chilanga all on 29. Kabwata have 2 games in hand + best GD. King SA & Chilanga: identical 8W 5D 17L, -17 GD. One result sends you up or down.
Why It’s Wild:
1. Title by 1 point or GD.
2. 5 teams can still win it.
3. 3 teams tied at the bottom on 29.
4. League loves a draw: 4 teams have 12 each.
Bottom Line: Every set-piece is a thesis. GD might decide top _and_ bottom.
Week 31 Rule: Win. Draws are for artists.
Bring oxygen. Bring a calculator.
12/04/2026
Chainda Bombers 1 – 1 UNZA FC | Week 30 Wrap
_A.K.A: The Destroyers Failed Their UNZA Application
First Semester: UNZA’s Seminar
6’ — Chishimba Sebele exploits Chainda’s high line in transition. One touch, thesis submitted from 30 yards. 1-0. Viva passed.
Chainda’s response: positional play and wide overloads. Charles Zulu, 10, wins his 1v1 duels and progresses into the final third, but UNZA’s low block holds its defensive shape. No clear-cut chances.
Halftime: 0-1
Faculty meeting: “We’re not here for credits. We’re here to drop bombs.
Second Semester: Destroyers’ Practical Exam
46’ — Set-piece scheme executed. Winfred Mitti, Associate Professor of Aerial Duels, wins first contact. 1-1. Research defended.
Tactical shift: Chainda switch to high press + verticality, pinning UNZA in a mid-block. Sustained pressure, crosses, second-ball dominance. UNZA’s back four hold their line, defend the box, no structural collapse.
Midfield module: Gift “The General” Mbewe, 15, controls tempo, wins 50/50s, recycles possession. Twin Joseph Mbewe provides width with timed overlaps from LB. Twin Telepathy FC = automatic rotations. UNZA forced into counter-press and rest defence.
Final Grading: 1-1
First semester: UNZA’s clinical finishing on limited xG.
Second semester: Destroyers’ set-piece xG + territorial control.
The Destroyers didn’t enroll at UNZA. UNZA didn’t accept to be destroyed by The Destroyers. points shared
12/04/2026
the starting eleven today
16.micheal muleya
5.joseph ngosa
14.joseph mbewe
19.selase moyo
4.frank mbewe
2.wilfred miti
15.gift mbewe
10.charles Zulu
11.alex bulaya
9.edjay kaluba
20.innocent D tembo
12/04/2026
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11/04/2026
🚨 NEXT MATCH 🚨
COME SUNDAY.
The Destroyers are welcoming the intellectual boys.
⏰15:00hrs
🏟️ CHAINDA COMMUNITY GROUND
COME IN NUMBERS TO SUPPORT THE BOYS🤝🏾📍
10/04/2026
TEAM NEWS |the alick mhango led technical team has selected a 20 man squad that will face UNZA on Sunday.
SQUAD LIST
Joseph ngosa
Joseph mbewe
selase moyo
frank mbewe
alex bulaya
innocent D. tembo
Winfrey miti
Charles Zulu
Fred wambiji
Edwin Habuwele
Bonnie Nguni
Michael Muleya
Patrick Musonda
Patrick chilenge
edjay kaluba
cephas Mushili
Gift mbewe
Mike Zulu
William mawelera
Christopher chanda
09/04/2026
A Clash of Titans: Chainda Bombers Host UNZA Bola this Sunday!
The stage is set for a thrilling encounter this Sunday as Chainda Bombers welcome UNZA Bola to the KAGE Stadium at 15hrs. The air is electric, and the anticipation is palpable as the log leaders, Chainda Bombers, host the third-placed UNZA Bola in a match that promises to be a cracker!
The two teams have a history, folks! Their first meeting in the first round saw Chainda Bombers pull off a stunning upset, defeating UNZA Bola at their home ground. Can history repeat itself? The Bombers are looking to bounce back from a shocking loss, while UNZA Bola is riding high on their recent form, having handed City of Lusaka a 1-0 defeat at their backyard.
This Sunday's match is more than just a league encounter; it's a battle for supremacy. The destroyers are determined to reclaim their winning ways and maintain their lead at the top of the table. Bola, on the other hand, is eager to dent the Bombers' armor and move closer to the top spot.
The stats are stacked in favor of the Bombers, but UNZA Bola is no pushover. Their recent form has been impressive, and they'll be looking to exploit any weaknesses in the Bombers' lineup. The midfield battle will be intense, with both teams boasting talented players who can turn the game on its head.
Don't miss this thrilling encounter, folks! Come and witness the intensity, the passion, and the drama as Chainda Bombers take on UNZA Bola. It's going to be a game for the ages!
Sunday, 15hrs, KaGE Stadium
Chainda Bombers vs UNZA Bola
Come and be part of the excitement!
Will the Bombers make it two wins against UNZA Bola, or will the students turn the tables? The answer lies in the beautiful game!
07/04/2026
Lusaka province AGM
our club vice secretary,mr mukosa kamwanga represented the club at the meeting that was held over the weekend.
During the meeting,Lusaka province chairperson,mr Jordan maliti emphasized the importance of grassroots football development,highlighting early-age talent identification and nurturing.
meanwhile Faz president, Keith mweemba called for unity ,respect and peace within the football fraternity. He also called on the councilors to support the provincial exco which was given the mandate to govern.
06/04/2026
A Heartfelt Thank You, Bombers Fans!
We want to express our sincere gratitude to each and every one of you for your unwavering support throughout yesterday's game against Chibolya Academy . Despite the tough loss , your presence at the stadium meant the world to us . Your cheers and chants kept us going, even when things weren't going our way .
Now, we're eager to hear from you : What were your observations about our game? What do you think went wrong?
- Did our attack lack creativity?
- Did our defense crack under pressure?
- Was our midfield control the issue?
Which areas do you think we need to improve on to bounce back stronger?
Share your thoughts 💬, and let's work together to get the Bombers back on track!
06/04/2026
Bombers, We Bounce Back!
FT: Chainda Bombers 1 - 3 Chibolya Academy
A bitter pill to swallow , but sometimes football throws you curveballs . Bad day at the office, and yeah, we dropped points at home 💔. Second time's the charm, they say... didn't quite work out .
BUT "not all days are Sundays" 🌃! And we've got THIS Sunday 🔜 vs UNZA. AT HOME 🏟️!
Team listen up! Football's got only three results, and we've got a chance to flip the script 📖. Let's regroup, reset, and RELOAD ! Let's capitalize on the next one
05/04/2026
halftime substitution for Chainda
out
Patrick mulenga
William mawelera
Joshua chongo
in
gift mbewe
Edwin Habuwele
Wilfred miti
05/04/2026
our starting eleven.
1.micheal dida Muleya
2.joseph ilunga ngosa
3.joseph mpundu mbewe
4.frank bajaer mbewe
5.selase moyo
6.william mawelera
7.joshua carasco chongo
8.patrick kalemba mulenga
9.praise Ngwisha
10.charles Shaghai zulu
11.innocent D. tembo
9.pr