Kingslayer

The plan is to marry at 70. Suffer a little and pass away🤧😂

Everytime I kill a mosquito, I put it on a chair next to my bed so that other mosquitoes can see how dangerous I am 😂😂

How true is this..?

"Most Ladies who live with their parents tend to get married faster than those who live alone." 🤔

In Zambia we don't eat breakfast on Christmas🎄 day... We starve until real food is ready 😭

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Naifwe they wished us "all the best" but twalipona!
Mukatusanga😂🤣

You can cook chicken while owing your landlord in the same house, but donchi uku salula✊

Americans when a baby is crying: Give him food, he must be hungry.

Zambians: Mufuleni diaper, ilebaba.

6Not all stepfathers are w!cked, some kids are just stup!d
Me: chosako volume kwafipa
Him: nika chosako volume kuzacha?🙄🥺