24/02/2026
Stealing and Port, a tradition that dates back to 1870 π«
We have more tarps on seats than actual human beings
24/02/2026
Stealing and Port, a tradition that dates back to 1870 π«
07/01/2026
1997
25/09/2024
Never Tear Up Our Tarps!
07/07/2024
Worthless gutless piece of trash, I hope someone finds this guy and gives him what he deserves
While everything on this page is done with a tongue in cheek approach, one thing we donβt condone ever is paedophiles.
This guy, as many of you know posts garbage regularly on all football related posts about the Crows.
He was caught at a Port game taking inappropriate pictures of underaged girls, and when he was caught doing it, the crowd turned against him.
When they found out who he was, they reported him to the Port Adelaide Football Club who confirmed he isnβt a member.
If he was they would have revoked his membership immediately.
He has never been seen since at a Port game, probably because he would get his head kicked in.
If you see this guy around posting, donβt be afraid to let him know he is a pathetic human being.
Our kids deserve to be safe at football games without predators like this guy taking opportunistic photos of them for his own sadistic fantasies.
10/05/2024
Nothing like visiting over at Port Power to see the positivity ahead of tonight's game π« π« π«
10/04/2024
Port fans are getting so bold these days, they are even advertising π π
09/04/2024
The Port ferals are going to love this π€£π€£π€£
15/03/2024
It's funny how one letter can make a statement so much more believable π€£
06/12/2023
Just keep that in mind ok π€π€π
09/11/2023
Fixed π€«
02/11/2023
They looked so happy, If only they knew what was going to happen π€£
Never more relevant after the Straight Sets exit πππ