30/05/2026
I was the best boy agen today. My Dad was getting some firewood from under the tank stand. He forgot that the roller door to the carport was up so I thought I should out to the footpath an check out the street.
Five minnuts later I herd the frunt door of the house open up an my Dad was saying to my Mum "Panic. Panic. Bear has got out and dunna runna."
But I did not do a runna. I dunna nice walk down the street past my frenns at the Post Office then went onto the lawn at the Bee Park next door. I wos only two doors down doing a sniff anna wee where my Dad cood not see me.
Then my Dad called out "Beary! (that's me) Beary! Where are yoo?" so I looked around the corner from the park an there he wos. He called me "Beary (still me) come home. It's too cold an wet" whitch it wos so I came home an gotta pat for being a good boy.
I forgot I wos sposed to do a big runna way. :D
13/05/2026
Peeple think it's easy being mee. This is how tyred I am after a day of garding, protecc, emotional support, cleaning up spills at lunch time, cat herding, meat an greet, watching the time for my dindins, being cat frennd (not everyone can do this!!)!, On Wotch in the Garden in case of bergulars an Stray Cats.
I wunder wot we will do tomorrow.
25/04/2026
Me an my Dad.
We are both getting old. A speshully my Dad whoo is getting dumber an fatter. It's a good job I am here to look after him.
05/04/2026
Wow! Horses at my favourite coffee shop. Good job I missed them becos I mighta had a freakout. I luv horses. Yee harr.
First customers on horses! Welcome Chunky and Amigo 🥰
25/02/2026
Bear Approvesz!
Bear (that's mee) approvesz of The Marrabel Coffee Shop.
Me an my Mum an Dad went there today for a little country drive in our Noo Second Hand Red Emm Gee Hybrid Country Sports Matic car. It's Great!
Mum an Dad have been to The Marrabel Coffee Shop before but this is my first visit. I am aloud to visit to the Mum an Dad an Dog part whitch has twoo tables, a view, shade, an I got my own water bole that I did Not hafta share.
Mum an Dad had a huge lunch of Big Baked Potatoes with bacon an cheese an cream. It is called The Baconator! It smelled great an wenn we got home I had some becos Mum got a take away for the left overs.
I met the people from the shop. They came out to say hello aspeshully to meet me. Yes Dad that Is Troo I do Not make stuff up!
Ennyway you shood go there for coffee an cake an lunch an stuff. Tell Steph that Beary (that's still mee) sent yoo an she will laugh an be a mazed.
19/02/2026
Dad! Why are we Not going out in the car twoday? Here is the car. Here is me. There is yoo.
16/02/2026
To-day was Beary Pamper Day.
Me and my Dad and I drove in my Dad's noo second hand car to Spj Dog Wash & Dry where I got The Works pamper. Full fluff blow out, wash and shampoo and rinse and dry, peticure (that's my toenails all clipped). It wos like I wos a King of Dogs.
I only dunna few borks wen Liam did my toenails becos That Is How I Role. But I wos only borking a little bit an nobody dide an Liam nose I will Not Bite Him.
Now I do Not even stink at all which I can fix.
Thank yoo SPJ, thank yoo Liam, thank yoo Dad who gave me a Piggy Ear wen we got home.
09/02/2026
Me an Mum an Dad have gon to Wei Kari Camping. We ar gunna stay inna Dog Cabin all together. I will Not eat my lunch becos we were gunna go to the Overland Corner Pub but my Dad went to the Wei Kari Bakery instead. So I have only got my usual sossidge and tap water. Not much of a posh lunch for Mee!
After lunch Which I Will Not Eat we are gunna go book in at the Dog Cabin. It had better be posh Dad. Just Sayin Dad.