Inglewood Bin Chickens Street Roller Hockey Club

Yeah here's a pretty s**t game announcement for this Sunday, 11.30 @ the slab vs Worship Skatan

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THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN

PLAYER POST
Name: Binjamin
Position: Daniel D'Ovidio
Profile: Hatched from relative obscurity for 2017b, he has used his unnaturally large wingpsan to scavenge the puck from all angles of the court. Has quickly become a club favourite, soaring into everyone's heart.
Interesting Fact: Often claims to have not drunk bin juice when everyone has seen he has

A rare look inside the Bin Chicken nest from yesterday's training session

PLAYER POST
Name: Elly Sturgeon
Position: Winger Winger Chicken Dinner
Profile: International recruit making her debut in 2017b bringing her skates from a long time ago in a country far far away with her. She has been a force to reckon with but has recently been MIA as the club has funded her legal education to cope with the rising opposition injuries and court cases as a result of Nick Mountain.
Interesting Fact: Is surprisingly Welsh for an English woman

Ge up it's GAME DAY!!
Make it out to The Slab for 2:30pm today to see the team take on the dastardly East Freo Bae Blades in the ultimate battle for survival
LET IT RIP!!

LIMITED EDITION PLAYER POST
Name: Samuel Hill
Position: Super Sub
Profile: Late in 2017b the R&D into removing blister packaging was finally figured out and the Limited Addition Samuel Hill Super Sub Action Figure TM was unleashed from his mint packaging. Immediately made an impact despite wearing with his nice "going-out" jeans.
Interesting Fact: Leads the SRHL for all time goals scored as an ATO (A Terrific One)

Get up it's GAME DAY!!
Make it down to Hampton SHS for all the action pucking off at 1:00pm against Don't Go Chasing Waterford! ⛂🐔🗑

PLAYER POST
Name: Corey Toohey
Position: OSH Champion
Profile: Fresh Chicken with no skating experience prior to the season, in other words number one draft pick. Has since upgraded his skates that had sick flame decals to a tamer pair but has somehow increased his flair by implementing the tuck and roll technique to his arsenal.
Interesting Fact: Can wear two chains at once, sometime more.

Name: Xavier Thompson
Position: Vibes facilitator
Profile: Inaugural captain of the Inglewood Bin Chickens that has led from the front demonstrating how to do the biggest stacks. Enjoys taking shots from half way and doesn't mind who's shins get in the way.
Interesting Fact: Has a line of pigeon deterrent devices that are designed, tested and ready for sale.

Name: Adam Carter
Position: Breakaway
Profile: Recruited in as a gun forward and immediately committed himself to a 40 point debut season. So far has lived up to the hype by purchasing skates that don't roll backwards.
Interesting Fact: Has to leave on a Wednesday to have enough time to drive to the game.

PLAYER POST
Name: Nick Mountain
Position: Sniper
Profile: Another debutant in 2017b that has made a big impact this season. Has successfully transitioned from the enforcer that "accidentally" got in players way to the Sniper with a 4 goal BOG performance.
Interesting Fact: Wears motocross body armour to allow him to HAVE A PING!