Team Ripper Racing

Team ripper racing is proud to introduce this little legend Lincoln Collins.
He will be piloting his Spark like Louis Armstrong pilot he spacecraft around the moon
at the same sort of speed we are so happy to have a team ripper racing rider in the junior program. Welcome to the team my little bro.

Happy to announce this guy a brother from another mother Christian Collins the dude who used to whip my arse in every race is coming back. I can’t tell you how excited I am that he is joining team ripper racing welcome to the team. Legend absolutely cannot wait we may not be as fast as we were 😃

Team ripper racing would like to thank NASA for sending the doctors surgeons also a hot nurses back from the moon to do a quick fix on the numpties trigger finger
He fractured it damaged tendons and also have 10 stitches
NASA has lent us a hyperbaric chamber so he can heal as fast as he can to be on the line
Also NASA lawyers are looking at sabotage from a number of race teams and a certain young guy from New South Wales that has a really quick EX




🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

After consulting with the NASA lawyers, some greenies and some overly sensitive millennial’s we have come up with a set of team ripper racing rules.
Rule number 46 is definitely for the people mentioned below
# Gerrard Hughes
Ryan
# Dubbo
on boys at least wear double pluggers

Well hello sailor
We are proud to introduce Craig Milne as the official photographer media man come costume organiser and also party planner for
Team Ripper Racing
Craig has flown on halfway around the world after filming one of the biggest movies in 2026 coming our way broke crack ⛰️ mountain mountain
Yes, there’s two mountains because of the echo of the crack get with the program people
Craig will be zooming on many images like that, Craig
He will be all over the action like a fat kid over an ice cream and will nothing stand in his way to capture team ripper racing as a blast off into victory
Welcome to the team you Clint Eastwood look alike see you on the beach 🏖️


So we have run out of talent to introduce and are now scraping the barrel
We would like to say he was a has been but instead,he’s never was
He rides a ⚡️ spark because his skills will not allow him to ride anything else.
Also he cost us a fortune in running costs Voltaren 25s grey goose vodka Zimmer frame
The list goes on.
But he does have contacts with NASA so we keep him in the team
Somehow he has managed to fumble his way through to winning two Australian number one plates and is now going for his third. We asked him what he’d like to say to his competitors that he will be battling in march and in the spirit of team ripper racing
His answer
Come and get it ya dogs 🐕 🤣🤣


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baby



It’s with great pleasure we can announce
Jake I shave my legs Beekman because i ride that fast,if I don’t shave my leg 🦵 hair the wind pulls them out
Not only is he the favourite at home,he’s also a favourite with the NASA engineers due to his level of fitness Jake can take that GP1 to where no man has ever taken it before 🪐
As you can see in the photo he is an accomplished rider
And has won many trophies
The one he holds dearest to his heart is the number one red plate given to him by his mum🤣
# Casey Beekman
# Cooper Beekman
Welcome to the team my bro 😎 🤣

This young man again has made the team.
Due to his fitness 👎
Due to his practice regime 👎👎
Due to how cooper looks after his ski👎👎👎
Due to how he listens to Chucks advice 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎
The black sheep has made the team due to his waving desire to win at all costs even if it means wrecking himself or equipment which he does on a daily basis Cooper will be riding his 1500 making a statement this year. That party animals can still ride.
Welcome to the team Black sheep don’t worry
uncle Troy will get you sorted 🤣
Go hard or not all coop

Let me introduce the fastest spark rider on the planet
Stacey Memorey has been training up a storm honing her race craft and now winning races at her leisure
NASA has high hopes for their number one  athlete and has given her ski the latest NASA technology look out as Stacey has told me she will be taking no prisoners during the Aussie titles and if she gets the chance to put the 770 spark into the weeds to win that’s what is happening
Love the dedication Stacey
Welcome to the team

Ok for those of you who don’t know Beau is the partner of the fastest spark 🔥 rider in the world 🌍
Stacey Memorey yeah that’s right you heard me
Beau lift your game bro don’t let Stacey be the alpha on the track
Actually Beau is one of the nicest guys you’ll ever meet. I’m trying to put a little bit more mongrel in him after all you do have some tattoos , bro come on time to start flexing on the track. He did tell me one of his goals was to beat that eight one racing spark,if he doesn’t he will do Nudy run on the Spark of the whole track
Now this is why he’s a member of the team ripper racing
Go hard my friend just not when you’re doing the Nudy run 😂
It’s a big welcome to Beau Ryan come onnnnn