16/09/2026
I think you should gather your posts and create a book! Love reading them!
Mum was cranky, Mum was sore, Mum wanted to watch the F1.
Never fear, Mum, pupper on hand to assist. Who else would be there for Mum in her hour of need? Fend off predators roaming the wilderness, clumsy two leggeds looking for a spot on the sofa, careless lumps who may at any point knock into Mum's damaged limb as they stared at their tiny hand screens.
A faithful hound settled in for her very important paw protection duty.
Ginger on guard, none may pass. Propper up of cushions, guarder of damaged limbs, excluder of drafts. Settle down, Mum, hoof up, bonus super soft ears provided for your stroking pleasure...
As eyes battled to stay open through a long shift of foot watch, a Wuffle could not help wondering if her extra tasks also came with extra meaty bonuses. This was, after all, looking like a tough job in potentially hostile conditions...