Camperdown Golf Club

11/09/2026

Thursday, 10/9/26. Top Nine.

A good field of 19 players contested the Stableford, 9-hole Chicken Run event this week.

RESULTS
Winner –Dave Absolom, (0) with 20 points.
Runner-Up – Luke Clarke, (1) with 18points. (C/B).

NTP’s.
2nd – AIRR COUNTRY ROAD FARM SUPPLIES – Luke Clarke.
9th – PREMIX CONCRETE – Jack Kerr.

Balls down the Line.
Simon Baker, 18 points; Murray Fry, 18 points;
Jesse Horan, 17 points; Jack Kerr, 17 points;
Andrew Burrows, 17 points.

J.C

11/09/2026

September 5th, 2026.
Monthly Medal.

Today’s event was stroke play. It was the "Tyson Handyman", September Monthly Medal event.
Many thanks to Tyson, for his support of our club.

A minimal field fronted up in less than ideal conditions to contest the event this week.

RESULTS.

Winner – Michael Hassett, 92 – 15– 77. September Monthly Medal winner.
Runner-Up –Keith Baker, 86– 8– 78.

NEAREST THE PINS.
2nd – AIRR COUNTRY ROAD FARM SUPPLIES – Vacant.
7th (2nd shot) – MOLAN PLUMBING & CIVIL – Gary Thomson.
9th – CAMPERDOWN PREMIX – Gary Thomson.
15th – CELLARBRATIONS – Vacant.
17th – Sewells – Keith Baker.

Birdie Hole. (Par 3, 2nd). (Sponsor – Country Road).
Vacant.

Best Nine Out – Gary Thomson. (17 Stableford points).
Best Nine In – Keith Baker. (15 Stableford points).

Putting Competition. --.

Longest Putt on the 18th.
Was won by Luke Clarke.

Balls Down the Line.
Luke Clarke, 78; Gary Thomson, 78.

NAGA Award.
Jake Clissold won this prestigious award, with 99 - 10 - 89.

J.C.

11/09/2026

Please read below for closest to pins on the par 3s and the 7th and 16th information
Happy hitting Dave

10/09/2026

Camperdown wishes Ros all the very best and good luck to the whole team representing our Western District 👏💪⛳️

10/09/2026

Chicken Run is on the top 9 today sunshine 🌞 is out freshly mowed fairways
Happy hitting Dave ☺️

06/09/2026

FOUND!
Found rangefinder at course today, shoot us a message and we will get it back to you!

05/09/2026

03/09/2026

Just wanna give a big shout out to our volunteers for this weeks effort to get the course back to playing conditions and looking good cheers to Tony Nichols Murray Fry Peter Hughes and Gary Lafferty I really do appreciate the effort and time they put in and we even had 2 supporters watching on 😂👍👍

01/09/2026

The magpie protection program!

I’ve been thinking about this for far too long and I need to know if this is an actual old wives’ tale, scientific fact, or something Australians have collectively decided is true.

Apparently, if you feed and talk to your local magpies, they remember you.
Not only that, but they’ll keep coming back, bring their babies to meet you every spring, and basically put your address on some sort of MAGPIE DO NOT SWOOP REGISTER.

I talk to them like I’m Doctor Harry Cooper.

“Morning mate. How are the kids? Bit windy today. You want something to eat?”
I can open my front door and these bastards will practically walk into my house like they’re popping over for a cuppa.

When I worked in a deli, I’d get food scraps stuck in the tread of my work boots, they got so comfortable with me that I could literally lift my foot up and THEY’D PECK THE FOOD OUT OF MY BOOT.

That’s not a bird anymore. That’s a colleague.

So now I’m convinced there’s an entire magpie communication system happening above us that humans aren’t aware of.

Some magpie sitting in a gumtree with a tiny headset:

“Gary, cyclist approaching from the east. Fluoro helmet. Fourteen cable ties.”
“Copy that, Dazza. Has he provided snacks?”
“Negative.”
“Has he ever said good morning?”
“Negative.”

“Righto. F**k him up.”

Surely this is happening.
Because every spring I see people riding around with cable ties sticking out of their helmets like they’ve strapped an upside-down Hills Hoist to their head,
and I’m thinking,
Have you tried entering negotiations with the magpie government?
Maybe you need to establish yourself as an ally.

I’m basically running a tiny suburban witness protection program for myself and paying protection money in snacks.

Please tell me other people have heard this.
Do your local magpies know you? Do they bring their babies around? Have you somehow negotiated immunity from swooping?

Or have I just spent far too much time imagining an organised magpie surveillance network operating from the gumtrees?

Stay Unhinged, Legends ✌🏼

31/08/2026

Course looking good at the moment with another hair cut today so hopefully the rain stays away so we can get it back to how we like it by Thursday as the W.D.G.A is hosting the ladies 4 ball ambrose this coming Friday 😀