17/08/2026
BIG PRIZE 💵 ✅
BIG CHEQUE 🪪 ✅
Horrible child-like handwriting 📝 ✅
Congratulations to Pooja Iyer again for winning the big lucky spin!! Sorry to all the disappointed participants who lost out, BUT there will be more cash grabs, bigger cheques and hopefully someone with their full pen licence to put it all together.
As always, we’re very grateful for our amazing community and everyone that gets involved 🦚🐈⬛
04/08/2026
Enter at your own risk
🍁🐅🐈⬛🌴💃
30/06/2026
The brain trust behind X-Road Fitness 🧠
Punctual, presentable and professional the three p’s we live by in our mission statement. Our goal isn’t just to deliver a state of the art gym… we aim to deliver an experience!! 🐈⬛🐈⬛
15/06/2026
Just a gentle reminder to please wipe your feet at the door
All mud carrying, dirt dragging and grass sprinkling patrons will be asked to vacuum and clean up their droppings
12/06/2026
Boyfriend spending too long in the mirror during your workouts? Ditch him and bring a friend 💃🪩
Friends train free every Saturday during staffed hours (9-2pm)
29/05/2026
Clueless? Lil lost? Tried AI but want a personalised touch?
Personal training and program spots are now available. If you’re looking for ongoing sessions or a program update send us a message to get started 📩📈
21/05/2026
✨🦚Staff Spotlight 🦚✨
Meet Jesse. No one really knows where Jesse came from. He walked in, picked up the vacuum and immediately demanded a pay rise. Ever since, he’s become an integral pillar of the reception team and the gym itself. We love Jesse 👼
19/04/2026
Watching the news a little too much? 🌍🛢️
Fearing the fate of the world?
That sucks… don’t forget to de-stress this week