14/09/2026
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1H2gikPQb6/?mibextid=wwXIfr
Well. There we have it. Science has spoken.
After years of speculation, researchers at the highly respected Institute of Magnificent Saddle Research have finally confirmed what we’ve suspected all along.
People who get their saddles checked regularly are, in fact, cooler, sexier and happier than people who don’t.
Dr Neighomi Trotter described the findings as “conclusive”, before adding, “Phwoar. Look at them.”
Obviously I’m not one to argue with science.
So if your saddle hasn’t been checked for a while, this is no longer simply a matter of saddle fit.
Your entire cool-o-meter might also be at risk.
Please seek professional help immediately.
Look for the Society of Master Saddlers badge and use a qualified saddle fitter.
*Results may vary. Institute of Magnificent Saddle Research does not actually exist. Sadly