Goodna bowls club inc.

Little bit of trivia on this rainy day
The Goodna Bowls new club rooms on this day were officialy opened
Eight years ago 2/2/2013

Goodna Bowls Club after the 2011 floods

Breaking News: Covid-19 Update Southeast Queensland: No new community transmissions overnight.
The Greater Brisbane lockdown across Brisbane, Ipswich, Logan, Redland and Moreton Bay council areas will cease at 6 o’clock tonight.
Some restrictions will continue for the next 10 days including:
• Wearing of masks will be compulsory until 1.00am on Friday 22 January in indoor places including shopping centres, supermarkets, gyms, places of worship, libraries, cinemas etc, and taxis, ride share vehicles, public transport but not your own vehicle. The masks must be carried at all times, but are not needed to be worn outdoors at a safe distance from other people such as exercising.
• Masks must be worn at work if you cannot socially distance.
• Indoor dining - 1 person per 4 square metres.
• The Gabba will be filled to half capacity for the 4th Test Match.

Bowls Club is close as from today till Tuesday due to lockdown...
Thanks to all hope we get through this lot..

THE CAT IN HEAVEN
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.'
The cat thought for a minute and then said, 'All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.'
God said, 'Say no more.' Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.
A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat.
The mice said, 'Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again.'
God answered, 'It is done.' All the mice had beautiful
little roller skates.
About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow.. God gently awakened the cat and asked, 'Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?'
The cat replied, 'Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!'

To all our fellow bowlers and families, wishing you all a very merry Xmas and Happy new year. May 2021 be a great year for all of us. Regards Relma Bulter, Goodna Bowls Club

When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mum was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the Door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?" And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

SATURDAY 3rd of OCTOBER 9am for a 9:30am start. 3 2-hour games, BBQ lunch provided, $75 per team.

First 16 teams only accepted. 6 Teams have already nominated. Please be quick and please invite your friends and those you know who have supported us before to avoid disappointment.

Those members who want to attend Pam Browns service please contact mal levarre-waters so we can know the numbers ph 0404702510 0r 33818953