The AFL Expert

From the Yarra to the g, Carlton is free

BREAKING: Brendan Fevola has confirmed this morning on 101.9 the fox that snoop dog will be performing for the 2025 AFL grand final.

Fun fact: There are 3 teams who have not played in a grand final in the 21st century.

Carlton: last grand final appearance in 1995
(29 years).

North Melbourne: last grand final appearance in 1999 (25 years).

Gold Coast: has never appeared in a grand final, established in 2011 (13 seasons).

Happy 20 years bombers fans ❤️

Rumour has it that Harley Reid has been omitted after refusing to take an ice bath

I hope gws trial the good character defence for Toby Greene.

Exclusive: it has recently been confirmed that Ben Mckay has chosen essendon as his destination club.
This comes in largely due to Essendons pitch to Ben that he will “see plenty of the fu***ng pill back there”

Useless fact: west coast are currently putting together a worse season than the 2016 essendon top up side. 😅

Willie Rioli is out here smoking joints and smoking Ridley’s jaw.

Here we have 3 different cases.
2 of these didn’t not receive a suspension, one of them did, so let’s compare the pair.
Same income, same super contribution, different intent.

Tom lynch exits the marking contest with no intention of marking the ball, tucks his shoulder and plows it into Alex Keath. Tom lynch does this 5 times a year (appeal approved, 0 weeks) ✅

Harry McKay runs at sheezal like he is the g train on crack with his elbows raised, which seems as if he had no intention of laying a tackle, but with every intention of knocking the head off of a rookie. (Appeal approved, 0 weeks) ✅

Zach Merrett lays a tackle on sparrow which ends up being high. Puts his leg in front of him, drops his weight and brings sparrow to the ground with him in-wet conditions, Merretts body lands under sparrows, sparrow didn’t have his arms pinned and if you ask me this is a great tackle that looked worse than it was. Sparrow also was fine after this. (Appeal denied, 1 week) ❌

Now I get it that with all of the scrutiny over concussions lately, that the AFL is trying to stamp out anything dangerous that might cause a concussion. But you’re telling me that somebody sprinting at you with a shoulder charge or elbows in the air aimed at your beak is less likely to give you cte? Get a fu***ng grip AFL

Is Kyle langford the best forward in the competition?