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The Grassholes The Grassholes, are here for good times and to keep the good old fashioned racing spirit alive.

10/10/2026

You may have the fastest.
You may have the most engineered.

But you’re missing one thing…

TIME IN THE SEAT. 🏁

Mowing the lawn counts, right? 😂🐓

30/07/2026

A bit more progress today, even had some arts and craft time when making the gaskets, I’ve got make a bigger mounting plate for the 30mm carb. I’m starting to think I should buy a 3d printer, I can play around with inlet runner length. The bonnet buttons are cool and work well

30/07/2026

A bit more progress today, even had some arts and craft time when making the gaskets, I’ve got make a bigger mounting plate for the 30mm carb. I’m starting to think I should buy a 3d printer, I can play around with inlet runner length. The bonnet buttons are cool and work well

15/07/2026
15/07/2026

The neeeddd for speeeedddddd

15/07/2026

OFFICIAL STATEMENT

The Grassholes acknowledge the latest statement issued by Premier Cut Racing regarding the dismissal of former Driver #43.

While we appreciate the Board taking the time to formally respond, we remain deeply disappointed that management continues to ignore overwhelming public support, common sense, and over one million completely legitimate signatures.

The Grassholes therefore announce that this campaign is no longer confined to Australia.

Effective immediately, Operation: Justice for #43 has been escalated to our International Division.

We are pleased to confirm that Grassholes11 (United Kingdom) has been officially briefed and will now assist in coordinating international awareness, diplomatic relations, and general stirring of the pot.

Support is already being reported from multiple countries, with racing enthusiasts agreeing that while Driver #43 may not always have been travelling in the intended direction, he was almost always travelling in a direction

The Grassholes reject the Board’s assertion that Driver #43 accumulated more written warnings than race wins.

Performance cannot simply be measured by trophies.

It must also be measured by:

* Photographers kept in business.
* Spectators reaching for their phones.
* The safety marshals workload
* Race restarts and the waving of yellow and red flags

Following consultation with our International Division, the Grassholes have resolved to continue the campaign until justice is served or everyone gets bored… whichever comes last.

Further updates are expected as additional international affiliates join the cause.

Premier Cut Racing has been formally advised that this matter is no longer domestic.

The Grassholes are now operating globally.

🇦🇺 Grassholes Racing Australia
🇬🇧 Grassholes11 United Kingdom

One Team. One Cause. Justice for #43.

Media Enquiries can be directed to:

Grassholes International Crisis Management Team
☎️ 1800-GRASSHOLE
📠 Fax: Still waiting for Telstra to reconnect it.
📧 [email protected]

Office Hours: Between race meetings, sausage sizzles and HR hearings.

Emergency Hotline:
If Driver #43 is seen facing the correct direction for more than three consecutive laps, please contact us immediately.

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Mundaring, WA

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