Go Figure Coaching Academy

OK Trigger warning ⚠️ I’m about to get real and use the word F**K at least a dozen times so if you’re a parent and don’t want to hear cold hard truth keep scrolling !

This is my inner bogan language coming out mixed in with decades of healing ❤️‍🩹 and wisdom!

Ok hear me out !

Fu**ed up parents breed fu**ed up kids

And then those kids have kids and breed more fu**ed up kids

The system is not designed to unf**k you or unf**k your kids because of your own unfu**edness (I know I made that word up)

I know I realised I came from a linage of fked up parents - they can’t be blamed for what happened to them as kids but when we “grow up”

It’s our responsibility to unf**k ourselves so our kids don’t have to carry the generational trauma !

Most people find it easier not to address their fu**ed up ways and continue the cycle of now projecting that trauma and recreating the same environment for their kids!

Kids express what the parents suppress! By no means am I perfect - my life could have gone one of two ways !

But I did the work to unf**k my my f***s and make sure my kid doesn’t have to carry the burden!

It’s not kye job to do this it’s my job!

I can look at how a kid behaves and know within minutes where I’d start looking — the primary caregivers. Mum, Dad, whoever is raising that kid. Because they are that kid’s first environment. Everything else comes into that environment second.

S**t C$&@ Parents will Breed S**t C$&@ Kids !! Period!!

So when parents flog it off as oh it’s just the terrible twos or Adolescents hormones that makes them act up - I call bu****it! Why because I’ve seen time and time again well adjusted parents who have raised well adjusted kids have never blamed it on the hormones! Hormones only emphasise the state they don’t dictate it - the environment does!

So, everytime I see something in Kye that I think oh no - I’m like ok what is it in me that I need to work on!

*tcuntparent

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Buckle 🆙 Peeps no holding back here !!

An all facts, no bull conversation with Dr Tim Piatkowski on PEDs, peptides and harm reduction.

We talk about why he got into this space, the transparency around his own journey, and why he’s on a mission to help people make safer, better-informed decisions.

We also get into ROIDCheck and the reality of what can actually be inside underground PED products.

No judgement. No glorification. No bro science.

Just evidence, transparency and harm reduction.

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I NEVER GAVE UP. ❤️

After his third open-heart surgery, we were given a 1% chance.

The surgeons had that conversation with us.
The palliative care conversation.
The “make him comfortable” conversation.

And I remember saying:

“You take that 1% and show me what you can do. I’ll carry the weight of the other 99%.”

And I did.

A mother’s love knows no bounds. I fought so hard for his right to live because I was never going to let him go without giving him every possible chance.

And this year, my beautiful boy enters his 11th year of life — not merely surviving, but thriving. ❤️

Looking at these two photos brings tears to my eyes. I know the heartbreak behind that first photo. The fear. The unimaginable pain. The nights I didn’t know what tomorrow would bring.

And then I look at him now. 🥹

This is why he is my why.

Life with Kye is about EXPERIENCING life. Travelling. Laughing. Making memories. Saying yes to adventures. Being together.

Because when you’ve once been told there may not be a tomorrow, you learn never to take today for granted.

I love you beyond words, my boy. ❤️
Look what you did with your 1%. #1/2aheart

Time to RISE THE FK UP people !!!!!

So basically a biological XY wins in an XX!
Is anyone else over this BS? Why does everything have to be about transgender rights and protection? Heaven forbid if we speak up about it for fear of prosecution! We you know what FK it! FK the heads of women’s football 🏉

What about women’s rights? What about women’s safety? What about supporting WOMEN in WOMEN sports and not those which identify!

Seriously what has happened to society ! Why is transgender now the agenda in fkn everything?

None of this is going to end well at all!
Anyway, what do you think?🤔

I’m going to say it because apparently someone needs to.

Using PEDs yourself does not make you qualified to prescribe them.

Coaching assisted athletes does not make you qualified to prescribe them.

Sending someone for bloods does not make you qualified to prescribe them.

Having a doctor “in your corner” does not suddenly expand your scope of practice either.

We have normalised bro science for so long in bodybuilding that people are now dressing it up as healthcare.

It isn’t.

And before anyone gets defensive, this is not about demonising PED use.

It is about being crystal clear on where coaching ends and clinical responsibility begins.

You can support an assisted athlete without pretending to be something you are not.

Know your lane. Know your scope. Know when to refer out.

This industry needs a higher standard.

And whether people like it or not, that change is coming.

I’m not slowing down.