09/09/2026
Had a slightly concerning thought today…
I could actually end up bowling to blokes using Bullistic bats this season 😂
Imagine watching one of my own bats launch me over cow corner for six.
Do I stand there proudly thinking: “Geez that came off nice”
…or do I immediately regret ever starting this business? 🤔😂
Either way, if you’re going to smoke me for six, at least have the decency to do it with a Bullistic 🐂🏏
07/09/2026
White, gold and cleaner than a bloke who only fields at fine leg 😂
If your current pads look like they’ve survived a bushfire, two wet seasons and a divorce, it’s probably time.
$80 a set
🏏 1 x Right Hand
🏏 1 x Left Hand
📦 Postage available
Look expensive. Bat average. Absolutely no judgement here. 😏
🐂 Bullistic Cricket
Unleash the Bull.
05/09/2026
🚨 Another New Bull and THIS ONE IS ABSOLUTELY STUPID. 🚨
We’re going to need someone to explain the maths on this one… because how does THAT profile come in at only 1164g / 2lb 9oz?! 🤯🏏
Meet the BULLISTIC ELITE.
Big profile. Thick edges. Plenty of timber through the hitting area. And somehow it tips the scales at a seriously desirable 2lb 9oz dressed weight.
That side profile is doing absolutely nothing to help our case that we’re sensible people. 😂
🔥 Bullistic Elite
🏏 1164g / 2lb 9oz
🏏 Short Handle
🏏 English Willow
🏏 Huge profile
🏏 Beautiful pickup
🏏 Black & gold Bullistic finish
💰 $399
This is the sort of bat you pick up, look at the profile, check the weight again… then check the scales because surely someone’s having a lend.
1164g. With THAT much bat.
Meanwhile, somewhere a big-name sticker is preparing a PowerPoint presentation explaining why you should pay twice as much. 😏
We’ll just keep doing things the Bullistic way.
BIG BAT. LIGHT WEIGHT. NO BRAND TAX.
📍 Traralgon, Victoria
📦 Australia-wide postage available
💬 Message us to secure it or come have a look in the Bullistic Bat Cave.
🐂 BULLISTIC CRICKET
UNLEASH THE BULL
05/09/2026