Tuross Head Touch Rugby League & Social Sporting Club Inc.

26/08/2026

Hey all!

Calling anyone interested in playing in the upcoming season!

Please submit your team name and how many you have interested to our DM here on Facebook or email if you prefer.

We are hopefully extending our competition into the new year and nearly doubling the length of our season and currently tweaking a few details to make this season a standout so stay tuned to our page!

Side note, we will be dropping to 6 a side (two girls on at all times*) and capping the teams at 13 players this year.

Cheers!
See you soon

20/07/2026

Get down to Kyla Park next Saturday and cheer on the Moruya Tuross Sharks!

Kyla Park – the spiritual home of the Tuross Lakers JRLFC – has a proud rugby league history. After merging with the mighty Moruya Sharks in the mid-2000s, the club continued producing outstanding talent from both towns, with players going on to compete in the Ron Massey Cup, NSW Cup, the English Super League, and even the NRL.

So come on down Saturday the 1st of August
and enjoy a great day of junior rugby league, and get behind the next generation of local talent. Community clubs thrive on local support, so bring the family, cheer the kids on, and support local clubs

Up the Lakers 🟡🟢🔵

Up the Sharks🔵⚪️⚫️

🏉 ROUND 11 | HOME GAME – TUROSS 🦈

We're coming home, Tuross!

In just two weeks, the Moruya-Tuross Sharks JRLFC head to Kyla Park Recreation Ground for a special home game in Tuross.

This round is our opportunity to recognise and thank the amazing Tuross families, supporters and local sponsors who are such an important part of our club. Your encouragement from the sidelines, your generosity and your commitment help make our Sharks community what it is.

Let's fill Kyla Park with blue, purple and black, get behind every team and show what the Shark Family is all about.

📅 Saturday, 1 August
📍 Kyla Park Recreation Ground, Tuross

A special thank you to our Tuross sponsors:

💙 Peter Johnston Building
💙 Tuross Boatshed & Café
💙 Tuross Butchery

One Club. Two Communities. One Shark Family.
See you in Tuross! 🦈💙💜🤍🖤

16/07/2026

AGM Starting at 6:30 tonight at club tuross.

All positions will be vacant.

Note. You only have to attend if you wish to self elect to join in the Executive or General committee's

17/12/2025

Our 2025 merchandise is in!!! These shorts are priced to sell at $45 each and come in a variety of men's and women's sizes!

Pop down on Friday to the Touch Grand Final to grab your pair!

17/12/2025

We have arrived at the final chapter — the last dance, and it promises to deliver.

At 5:30pm, the B-Grade Grand Final sees Fishy Figs take on the Salty Boxes, with both teams contesting their first-ever grand final appearance. Make sure you get down this Friday to witness who will claim their maiden title.

At 6:30pm, the A-Grade Grand Final delivers a highly anticipated rematch, as the Mud Slurries face off against The Bottle’o once again. Will The Bottle’o secure back-to-back championships, or will the Muds claim their revenge? There is only one way to find out.

Can’t make it to the games? Join us for our end-of-season presentation at the One Tree Inn afterwards. All teams and spectators are warmly invited to attend.

09/12/2025

Well the finals are just around the corner! and this is the way the Tuross Touch cookie has crumbled!
All B-Grade games at 5:40pm
and A-Grade follow at 6:30pm

just a quick shout-out to all of our sponsors for the year! we absolutely value verything you do for not only our club but for the community!
Driftwood Shores Tuross Head
ArcTech Fabrications Pty Ltd
Trussworx Frames & Trusses
One Tree Inn
Ultra Tuross Head
Tuross Boatshed
Peter Johnston Buliding
IGA Local Grocer Tuross Heads
Tuross Head Personal Training

09/12/2025

Week 9 – The last one… maybe.
In another week of Tuross Touch, we cross to our boundary buffoon, The founder of the Gould St Gorillas and the man who swears “tactical awareness” is choosing the side of the field that looks into the sun (as opposed to away from it). The sideline specialist who’s spilled as many drinks as he has dropped balls, and the bloke who believes he IS the finals system. It’s your 2nd favourite half-time heckler (we all know whos first) and full-time headache.
Thsi is the Bloke on the boundary…

Muds v Meat Wagon (Forfeit Special)

The Muds pulled a tactical forfeit that Sun Tzu himself would’ve been proud of—clearing the runway for the Meat Wagon to rattle their way toward A-Grade salvation. And rattle they did. The Wagons took full advantage of the Slurries vacation, by doing the same! cruising home with a regulation 5–0. Meat Wagon live to fight another week… which nobody saw coming, including them. In the wise words of Creedance Clearwater: Let the forfeit special shine a light on me. (5-0)

Rumps v Fully Tanked

The Rumps delivered their best knock all season—honestly, where was this version hiding? Unfortunately, their barnstormer wasn’t enough to stop the now A-Grade bound Fully Tanked unit, who flexed their finals form and kept the scoreboard leaning their way.
This marks the end of the line for the Rumps, falling to 9th and officially locked out of finals footy. As for the Tankers… will they crumble like last year? It’s giving déjà vu. Stay tuned. Tankers get grilled by Rumps (7-6)

Panthers v Boxes

The Panthers came in hungry, but the Boxes came in heavily salty. The felines were held down, shaken up and absolutely a-salted by a Boxes outfit that look like they’ve been training for a title shot since birth, which was not that long ago… average age we reckon would be about 16. The Panthers? Let’s just say the scratching post took more damage than the Boxes did. This may have been the critical blow to the Panthers defending their Premiership.
Saltys wipe Panthers out with a B-Grade hiding! ( 14-6 )

Slab Grabbers v Figs
The Slab Grabbers were in no mood for gardening, showing the Figs the door and giving them the unceremonious boot out of A-Grade. But despite the loss, the Figs land comfortably in 2nd place in B-Grade—right where a finals push can still sprout nicely. Grabbers march on, Figs regroup, and B-Grade suddenly looks spicy.

The dust has settled, the ladders are locked and the finals are sorted. Sharpen your studs, pack your eskies, and polish your excuses—
See you for finals on Friday!
BoBbY over and out x

04/12/2025

Rnd 9 Draw
Grinders have the duty (even if it doesn't say it!)

FORFEIT from the Muds (no game for the Meat Wagon)

04/12/2025

WEEK 8 – THE TIPPING POINT
(Edit table now shows values)

A loaded week of chaos and carnage. The table is wobbling and the finals are blurring, yes—BoB is back, serving another piping hot crock of nonsense loosely connected to reality. Did it happen? Technically. Was any of it described accurately? probably not. So let’s get into it.

Meat Wagon v The Slab Grabbers

The Wagoneers rolled in looking very tidy, primed for the showdown we all circled months ago. The Wagon launched a full-scale assault on the Grabbers’ defensive line and premiership ego… but the old dogs reached for their favourite weapon: “The Longneck.” Ah yes, the glorious kick that seems to pop off and find a slab grabber crossing that sacred black line for one or more points.

Harnessing every ounce of Dein Foster’s speed and agility, the Grabbers dropped the Wagoneers faster than a Christmas-morning meat tray—gone quicker than the dog can inhale it. The result rockets the Grabbers to within spitting distance of the Slurries, while the Wagons find themselves parked behind the bottle’o in no-man’s-land mid-table A-Grade.

Slabs Secure Second and Wagons Walk on – 6–2

Pink Panthers v The Rumps

The Panthers’ final hurrah—and didn’t they make it a pretty one. Less panting, more pouncing, clawing their way back up the table like a drunk uncle climbing a retaining wall after a backyard cricket ball.

Elder statesman Micky Elfar clocked in for his 479th career appearance, guiding the Pinks toward their long-dreamed return to premiership relevance. The Rumps never really got cooking but did scratch together 5 points to dull the Panthers’ for-and-against.

Pinks Push Past Rumps – 15–5

The Mud Slurries v Fully Tanked

Ignore the scoreboard—this was no blowout. The Tankers are looking good… very good. They went toe-to-toe with a well-seasoned Slurrie outfit and put more points on them than anyone else this season.

But the turning point? Toby’s dicky knee, courtesy of the first half. Up to that moment the Tankers had the Slurries pinned deep, but momentum swung sharply. The Muds took full advantage, yanking the red carpet from beneath Fully Tanked just as they began sniffing an A-Grade finish. Sources say that the Muds may be out this coming week. A few injuries and a "More Prestigous" comp on the line??? please! Tuross is where its at, Prestege and all.

Muds Muddle Tankers – 11–6

The Cheeky Grinders v The Salty Boxes

A gritty clash for finals positioning. The Grinders nipped at the Salties right up to the halftime ho**er (6–4), but the young Salty Boxes kept piling on the points, outscoring Tommy Buck’s lone second-half strike with three of their own.

The loss drops the Grinders to the precarious perch just above the relegation line—prime candidates for an elimination showdown with either Fully Tanked or… the Salties again.

Stick around folks! round 9 is looking to be spicy.