09/10/2026
FITNESS ADVICE THAT ONLY MAKE SENCE IF YOU HAVE NO KIDS. Or apparently any other responsibilities.
1. “Just get up earlier.”
These kids done know you plan to do that. They get up early too
2. “Get eight hours of sleep.”
Tell that my 3 year old standing on the side of my bed at 2:30 asking for water. She don’t care.
3. “Sunday is for meal prep.”
No Sunday is for prepping 3 different meals for breakfast because they een want eat what you cooked first. Ine g*t The energy nor time to prepare meals for the week.
4. “You need a consistent morning routine.”
I have one. A quick 5 minute prayer, 30 minutes getting them out of bed, then and 30 trying to brush their teeth. I wouldn’t even talk about trying to put their clothes on.
5. “Make time for yourself.”
I do…right after ya put them to bed. I might get 30 minutes of a Netflix series before the tv starts watching me. Restarting episode #3 for the third time for the week.
5. “You’re not too busy, it’s just not a priority.”
Having children didn’t make my health less important. I just have more things competing for my time now.
Having kids doesn’t make you less discipline. It made you care less about fitness advice that pretends life doesn’t exist. Do what you can, when you can. It still counts.
If you have no kids you better have a good excuse as to why you’re not getting in shape.