Re ja joy.

Free Ozi F Teddy

I gotta do sumthing to feel better
So wah cn I do for yew fwndz?
1.Blow
2.Like yah dp n comment
3.Rate yah dp outta 10
4.Inbox yah
5.Wallpost
6.Call yew
# ImBoredAf

You + Bae + room = ?
1.Kissing
2.Movie
3.Smoke w**d
4.Sex
5.Cuddle
6.Fight
7.Listen to loud music
8.Sleep :|
9.Take Pics
10.Watch p**n

★★WHAT'S YOUR MONTH OF BIRTH..?★★
(1) - Pretty/handsome. Loves to
dream, Recover when hurt, Down-to-Earth
and Stubborn.
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(2) - Easily hurt, Gets angry
really easily but doesnt shows it.
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(3) - Hardly show emotions, Tends
to bottle up Feelings.
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(4) - Work well with others. Very
confident and Sensitive.
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(5) - Attracts others and loves
attention.
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(6) - love to make New friends, a
great flirt And more than likely very
attractive.
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(7) - Takes pride in oneself. Has
reputation. Easily Emotional temperamental
and unpredictable.
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(8) - Always a suspect. Playful,
Mysterious 'Charming' Loves music,
Daydreamer, Easily distracted. Hates not
being trusted...
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(9) - Consoling, friendly and
solves people's problems. Brave, fearless,
Adventurous Loving and caring.
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(10) - Loves to chat, Lies but
doesn't pretend, Always making friends,
Easily hurt but recovers easily, Extremely
smart, but definitely hottest AND s*xiest of
them all.
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(11) - Trustworthy and loyal.
Very passionate and dangerous, playful, but
secretive and independently.
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(12) - good-looking, Loyal and
generous. Patriotic. Competitive in
everything, hard to understand, Loveable and
Easily hurt.
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Which one is your Month Of Birth ??.....
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TYPE YOUR COMMENT

Three Pastors met and agreed to sincerely
tell each other their problems which must be
kept as a secret between the three of them.

The First Pastor Said:
My problem is money i do steal even from the
church offerings please pray for me.

The Second Pastor Said: Mine is women,
whenever i see any woman my desire will be
to go bed with her.
In fact i have slept with most of my female
church members.

Turning to the Third Pastor to hear his
problem he started crying.
It took his fellow pastors some effort to calm
him. When they asked Him to continue he
was still crying,

He said,
"My problem is GOSSIPING when we leave
this place everybody will hear all what the
two of you have just told me?
Please Pray For me."

The Two Pastors Fainted ! !

WOMAN: My Husband is not interested in s*x
DOCTOR: Okay, Give these pills to him.
Everyday, put one pill in his tea.

The woman did and they had s*x which she
really enjoyed.
Next day she thought to herself
"It can only get better" and puts two pills in
his tea and they enjoyed more s*x.

On the third day, she emptied the whole
bottle in his tea.

Two days later the doctor called to know the
progress.

Their son answered,
"Mommy is in coma at the moment, Aunty is
in hospital, the maid is suing dad for r**e, My
Ass is Hurting and daddy is still running
naked in the garden, shouting Bingo! Bingo!!
Bingo!!!
Even the dogs are running for their lives."

HOW IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP NOW?

1=We just broke up.
2=Fighting everyday.
3=Am stressed right now.
4=We are very happy.
5=Pending.
6=Lovely and sweet.
7=Complicated.
8=We just got back together.
9=Am single.
10=I don't want to be in a relationship.
11=Am not satisfied, am stil searching.
12=Single and looking.
13=My heart was broken into pieces so i gave
up on love.
14=Others specify.