05/27/2026
Goat says "thats not a tongue its a sleeping bag" Dad joke lol
Train hard. Stay kind. Trying to make up for a lot of years in the office. So I hit the the gym and the stepper with a full pack. Not magic but it works.
When my daughter asked me to go for a hike, I realized I was closer to the couch than the mountains.
05/27/2026
Goat says "thats not a tongue its a sleeping bag" Dad joke lol
05/25/2026
Every hike you make.
Every tent you stake.
Every bite you take.
I'll be watching you lol
Happy Monday ❤️
05/24/2026
Lots of friendly Australians on the trail today 👍
05/22/2026
A hiking machine and the only one in the family who will watch horror movies with me. Except Cujo "great plot, but a Saint Bernard not a German Shepherd cmon" lol
05/21/2026
The head guy at the gym asked me what I do for diet and supplements. I said A&W and the outdoors. He was speechless 🤣
05/19/2026
Happy Victoria Day 🇨🇦 from Jumping Pound Summit. Unbelievable beauty, not AI I swear. 👏
05/17/2026
Happy Sunday. Why did I stop drinking coffee ☕️ lol moving slow today 🐌 I did notice I hit 1000 followers though. Thank you ❤️
"I dig snow" ❄️ and "my dog Sam eats purple flowers" lol