Calgary Roller Derby's WFTDA Charter team
09/06/2026
New limited edition merch is gonna be dropping sooner then you think 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
There are hints scattered throughout this post, do you think you CAN find them? 🤔🤔
People are gonna be CLAWING their way at these shirts and hoodies so keep an eye out and make sure you grab them before they go EXTINCT
Forget spilling the tea — we’re spilling the candy 🍬☕
💜💚 Calgary All Stars Jammers sat down for a Candy Trauma Dump and the truth came out: it’s not a stash, it’s a shrine 🙌
Nerds Clusters. All of them. Every. Single. One 💜💚 No skittles 🚫🍬, no sour patch 🚫🍬, no chocolate 🚫🍫 — just pure, unfiltered Nerds Clusters devotion 💜💚
✨ Jammer focus doesn’t stop at the track apparently 🛼💨
08/31/2026
💚💜 MILESTONE ALERT 💜💚
We know you love the All Stars, but don’t know that we love YOU? 😍😍😍
We just hit $12,500, we want to show you how much we appreciate your support. So we’re doing a random draw and ONE lucky donor walks away with a $200 IKEA gift card 🛋️
Every donation = an entry. Help us skate to Malmö AND furnish your apartment. 🇸🇪🛼
https://www.zeffy.com/en-CA/donation-form/calgary-roller-derby-all-stars-world-championships-fundraiser
We hit $11,500 and Taz went full Worlds-maxxing mode — permanent tattoo, permanent commitment. This crowdfund isn’t just numbers, it’s skin in the game (literally) 💜💚
Thank you Everyone! Every dollar gets us closer to Malmö, and the milestones keep getting wilder 🏃♀️👀
Let’s keep this energy up — link in bio to help send the AllStars to Worlds 🇸🇪🛼
https://www.zeffy.com/en-CA/donation-form/calgary-roller-derby-all-stars-world-championships-fundraiser
08/30/2026
💚💜smAll Star Program - Interest Form Now Open💜💚
For Jr skaters (under 18) with the skills to train alongside the All Stars. Tryouts will be by invitation in November.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1tIiL0OTDuq-vw08PJrBomT7D1B6B3hoZjZ7kRN5YK8w/edit?usp=drivesdk
Spots are limited, so don’t wait ⭐️
08/28/2026
Nothing lights a fire under a fundraising goal like two derby skaters baring it all through the streets of Calgary. 🔥
$20,000 gets Taz + Red sprinting topless through Calgary — and trust us, this is one fundraiser worth chasing 🍈🍈👀🤤
Want to witness the run live? That information can be bought! 💸 If you donate $69 or more, and comment that you want the exclusive details, we will share the time and location.
Come donate. Come watch. Come thirsty for a good cause. 💋
https://www.zeffy.com/en-CA/donation-form/calgary-roller-derby-all-stars-world-championships-fundraiser
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