Alex's big blue balls

Available in Edmonton for a limited time! Get your rocks before April 30th!

The facists have brought back restrictions, think they won't close the gyms again? I'll be making stones until the snow falls. You can't rely on much these days but you can rely on a rock!

I'm not in the business of half-assing. Stone doesn't go out unless it's perfect 👌

More than just for lifting, they make a fine decorative piece for your home or garden

I know what you're thinking, the gyms are reopened. Why do I want a big rock that leaves concrete dust and doesn't pay rent? Because it's awesome, and I'm implementing Alex's big blue balls summer bust a nut sale! Reduced prices on individual stones and better combo discounts. Let's see GoodLife beat that!

Sizes and prices
50lbs 10.75" $30
95lbs 13" $40
145lbs 15" $60
215lbs 17" $80
Buy two take 20% off. Buy three or more take 30% off your entire order!

Sick of price gougers charging $3 per pound for a sad little dumbbell? Don't get ripped off, get ripped with a rock! I'll make you your very own custom made atlas stones. Using only the finest concrete and aged to perfection. Lift it, carry it, roll it! Name it Steve and keep it as a pet! Make an Indiana Jones boulder trap to surprise your enemies! Perfect for birthday and anniversary gifts! Message me for your very own rock today!

Sizes and prices
50lbs 10.75" $40
95lbs 13" $50
145lbs 15" $60
215lbs 17" $90
Buy two take 10% off. Buy three or more take 20% off your entire order.

The mighty 215 pound stone, you know you want one 😏

Started strongman training with atlas stones. Turned into a full blown business so this page is to spread my brand and maybe start a little community. Who needs an overpriced gym membership or hyperinflated weights when you can have a rock? Time to get in on it guys, your girlfriend's will wish you had balls like mine.