02/22/2026
The Canadian mens curling team wins gold!!
(OILERS) REGULAR SEASON 25/26
McDavid says "here's a HEAVY discount. you have 3 years. no cups, i'm gone"
(ELKS) OFFSEASON
They've shown improvement.
RIP Larry Thompson
02/22/2026
The Canadian mens curling team wins gold!!
02/20/2026
CONNOR McDAVID MAKES OLYMPIC HISTORY!!!
02/13/2026
Another MONSTER hit from McDavid, along with a goal and 2 assists. (1-5 in 2GP)
Canada takes down Switzerland 5-1!
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02/12/2026
1 McBoom, and 3 McAssists. Connor is BUILT for this!
Canada takes down Czechia 5-0 to start their Olympics ๐จ๐ฆ
02/07/2026
It's once again time for the rest of the country to reap the benefits of having Connor McDavid on their team.
Canucks, Senators, Canadiens, Jets, Maple Leafs, and Flames fans, will surely be ecstatic that they won't have to fear a Connor McDavid breakaway for the next few weeks, but will instead wish for it, and cheer for it!
This is when the country comes together, and embraces the absolute beauties we have in Canada, and this is really what it's all about. Canadians coming together as one, all cheering for the same team.
CANADIANS! COME TOGETHER. RAISE THAT FLAG HIGH, AND LETS SHOW THE USA ONCE AGAIN THAT THEY ARE NOT NUMBER ONE!!
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02/01/2026
OILERS FANS! We need to talk.
There was an incident against the Sharks in which Ekholm received a 2 minute penalty for high sticking Celebrini.
Celebrini saw the refs arm up, went over and said "no no no he didn't get me!" (as is Canadian tradition) but to no avail. Sharks were awarded a powerplay.
Then, anytime Celebrini touched the puck, fans in the arena were booing him?? FER WHAT??
It's not his fault! The refs were the idiots here! Going forward, let's not throw shade where it isn't due! I can't wait to see this guy play in the Olympics.
Celebrini you ready? GOOD CUZ YOU'RE GOIN
10/08/2025
One player who wears 97 signed a contract for $17mil/yr.
Another ( substantially better ) player wearing 97 signed for $12.5mil/yr.
Connor McDavid took the short term deal at a HEAVILY discounted price because he believes this team has the capacity to win it all.
Captain Connor: The Team First story ๐๐ค๐งก
People are gettin on board with the Elks! Listen to that stadium, and they don't even play until tomorrow! And that's in Toronto! Love to see it ๐๐
What? No I haven't seen Morgans Wallet, who tf is Morgan?
07/26/2025
Elks lose 21-18 to the Roughriders tonight.
Saskatchewan recorded a staggering 8 QB sacks
Elks drop to (1-5)
07/14/2025
Dead on arrival.
The Edmonton Elks fall 32-14 to the BC Lions
Season record (1-4)
07/10/2025
I'll go into more detail about the players in, and players out closer to preseason, but I would be remiss not to mention that the Edmonton Oilers organization has FINALLY decided to part ways with the biggest mistake of the decade.
Dustin Schwartz, will NOT be returning as the Oilers goalie coach. This man has proven time and time again that he has NO idea what he is doing, and FINALLY, he is no longer our problem.
07/07/2025
ELKS WIN!!
Mark Kilam secures his first win as a CFL head coach, as the Elks take down the Redblacks 39-33
Tre Ford, Justin Rankin, and Javon Leake all had an incredible game.
Season record (1-3)
Week 6 up next against the BC Lions