Painfully Average Sports

Game 2 from the World’s Worst Soccer team. The Wyatt quote bank grows larger. Wyatt takes another 100 shots. The offense does its best to put together some resemblance of a shot. Game 3 coming soon.

Debut game from the World’s Worst Soccer team. Wyatt takes center stage. It became clear we needed to keep a mic on our keeper very early. Not only because his commentary is gold, but also because 99% of the play happens around our net.

These soccer games take a lot longer to edit so I’ll be posting them as I get through them, hopefully over the next week or so. I also have a longer 7 minute cut of this video that I’ll be posting on YouTube at the end. Stay tuned for more

ATHLETES are gonna make things happen no matter where you put them 😤

Eeewwww. Ball didn’t even touch the ground for 4 solid touches. Should’ve seen the jumping backwards fake reverse heel kick bar in far side coming though, my bad

Week 34 of 365 in 365. One of those weeks where 7 days ago feels like it was 2 months ago. So much going on, and that’s 15 straight days with at least 1 game. It is fantasy football draft week though so don’t expect numbers like this for a while.

No reason why this has to be a special occasion, why aren’t we fueling our teams this way every week?

I really earned that promotion to SS and I did not disappoint. Think I’ll be sticking there next game

If I’m not winning several coach of the year awards after this, I don’t know what to do. It’s called beer league but there’s some other motivations there

Really can’t go wrong with any of these, I promise. So much noise out there but spend the money on the only thing that scores runs in this game

It’s crazy how valuable being a warm and available body is in adult rec sports