06/26/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Our supplement cabinet has gone from “running on fumes” to “can’t close the doors.” 👏🏻
The restock has officially landed! Your favourites are back, and we’ve added a few new products that are definitely worth checking out.
Come fuel your workouts, find a new favourite, and help us make room on these shelves again 💪🏻
05/30/2026
Today we’re celebrating a huge milestone as our amazing employee, Kalyna, graduates! Your hard work, dedication, and perseverance have paid off, and we couldn’t be more proud of everything you’ve accomplished.
Balancing work, studies, and life is no small feat, and you’ve handled it with determination and grace. We’re excited to see where this next chapter takes you and know you have a bright future ahead.
Please join us in congratulating Kalyna on her graduation today! 🎉🎓🌟
05/28/2026
Friendly reminder: If you are caught wearing outdoor shoes past the front door or the boot room, congratulations, you WILL win yourself a suspension from the gym. Tracking in mud, gravel, and whatever creature was last living in the parking lot is not considered proper gym etiquette!
This should not need to be explained to grown adults, yet here we are.
Bring clean indoor shoes. Change into them before entering the gym. It’s not a difficult concept. Preschoolers grasp this daily.
Mud, gravel, salt, and mystery parking lot sludge do not belong where people are stretching, lifting, and face planting into burpees.
Respect the gym, respect the equipment, and respect the people who don’t want to be working out in dirt!
05/04/2026
The results for the April Cardio Challenge are in:
1️⃣. Shelby O- 9,647 KCAL
2️⃣. Scott F- 7,505 KCAL
3️⃣. Cinthia F- 5,971 KCAL
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If you are wondering how you can become a part of this cardio challenge, comment below, or see Shelby or Kalyna at the desk and we will help you get setup!
05/01/2026
Summer is creeping up and so is your “I’ll start Monday” excuse… consider this your sign 👀
• 3 months/$99 for students (Paid in full. Ages 14-17, or must prove you’re attending college/university)
•12-month option with the first 3 months only being $99 ($55/month starting August 1) AND 24/7 access!
Whether you’re here to lift heavy, sweat it out, sit in the sauna like royalty, or just finally get that membership you said you wanted, this is your moment 💪🏻
Don’t wait until June when suddenly it’s “too late” and panic sets in 😅 Start now, thank yourself later!
May 1–15 only!
04/28/2026
We have been noticing a trend, so we have a friendly reminder: this is a gym, not your personal storage unit.
If you used it, PUT 👏🏻 IT 👏🏻BACK 👏🏻
Plates, dumbbells, bars, attachments, spray bottles..all of it. Exactly where you found it. Not “close enough.” Not “I’ll get it later.”
Other members shouldn’t have to clean up your workout before they even start theirs. That’s not part of their warm-up! If you can lift the plates, you can also return the plates. We promise your gains won’t disappear on the walk back to the racks.
Respect the space. Respect the people in it.
Re-rack your weights and clean up after yourself. Always.
04/06/2026
🚨 BREAKING NEWS (aka not news at all) 🚨
We’ve heard a juicy little rumour floating around town that our saunas “aren’t working.”
That’s…adorable.
Let’s clear that up real quick:
🔥 Our saunas are HOT.
🔥 Like, actually working.
🔥 Like, you-will-question-your-life-choices-after-10-minutes working.
So to celebrate this wildly inaccurate gossip, we’re doing something about it.
💥 FREE DROP-INS ALL WEEK (April 6-11 2026) 💥
Come use the saunas.
Use the gym.
See for yourself.
No speculation. No whispers. Just sweat.
Pop in during staffed hours and experience the very broken (read: perfectly functioning) saunas for yourself.
Bring a friend, bring your doubts, bring your best “wow I was wrong” face!!
See you soon 😌🔥