Jazzercise Sidney

🇨🇦 Happy Canada Day!!!! 🇨🇦

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You know we had to have some timbits today! 🇨🇦 Happy Canada Day from the fluffiest crew in the country 🐶❤️

*** LOCATION CHANGE ALERT August 26 - 31 ***

Due to the resurfacing of the Panorama Fitness Studio floor (YAY!!!) from August 26 – September 2 the location of the Jazzercise classes changes for the week as follows:

- Monday August 26th- 7pm – 8pm - Greenglade Room 5
- Wednesday August 28th - 7pm – 8pm - Greenglade Room 5
- Saturday August 31st 10:15- 11:15am Greenglade Room 5
- Sunday September 1 - CANCEL Class for the Long Weekend
- Monday September 2 - CANCEL Class for Labour Day
- Wednesday September 3 - 7pm – 8pm -Back in the Fitness Studio

Any questions, please DM me

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Reminder: No Class Easter Sunday or Monday - see you Wednesday!! 🐰 💐 🐣 🌼 🐥 🌞 🐇

February Challege
BONUS POINTS if you are
at class this Saturday!!!

N E W Y E A R S A L E ! ! ! 🥳 🤩 😘 🥳

2 Months Unlimited Access to Class for $99 - no strings attached!!

Want to try it? PM us for a free class pass ✨💫
Class times: Monday & Wednesday 7 PM, Saturday 10:15 AM
Sunday 8:15 AM -- all at Panorama Recreation Centre.

❄️ Please note class tonight is CANCELLED due to the snow and road conditions ❄️ 🌬 ⛄️. Stay safe and warm everyone!!! 🤗

Happiest of New Years to all our friends and families!! Wishing everyone the very best for an amazing year!! 🥳 🎉 💞

As we quickly approach New Year, this story seems like a fabulous reminder of how we are in charge of what we choose to focus on.... ❤️ this 🥰

Recently, in a large city in France, a poster featuring a young, thin, and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym.It read: “This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?”?

A middle-aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman pictured on the poster, responded publicly to the question posed by the gym. She had a whale of a lot to say:

“To Whom It May Concern,

Whales are always surrounded by friends: dolphins, sea lions, and curious humans. They have an active s*x life, get pregnant, and have adorable baby whales. They enjoy stuffing themselves with shrimp, playing and swimming in the sea, and visiting wonderful places like Patagonia, the Bering Sea, and the coral reefs of Polynesia.

Whales are wonderful singers and have even recorded CDs. They are incredible creatures and virtually have no predators other than humans. They are loved, protected, and admired by almost everyone in the world.

Mermaids don’t exist. If they did exist, they would be lining up outside the offices of psychoanalysts due to their identity crisis. Fish or human would prove quite a quandary for even the most skilled of therapists.

They don’t have a s*x life because they kill men who get close to them, not to mention how could they have s*x? Just look at them … where is IT? Therefore, they don’t have kids either. Not to mention, who wants to get close to a girl who smells like a fish store??

P.S. We are in an age when the media attempts to convince us that only skinny people are beautiful. I prefer to enjoy ice cream with my kids, a good dinner with a man who makes me shiver, and good chocolate with my friends. With time, we gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren’t heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated, and happy. 🐳 🤗 💓

Happy Thanksgiving:
Class Saturday and Sunday
but NOT on Monday

Reminder NO class Saturday at Panorama -- See you
Sunday (8:15am)
and Monday (7pm)