Wuhan RFC

I would never trust anyone who lies on the beach parallel with the shore

Logan, Nathan, and Brian. Real no no nonsense suburb names

RuPaul’s drag race sounds pretty sick if you’re from west Auckland and don’t know what it is

The kids who never believed in Santa grew up to be accountants

New strip club idea: “Drinks and Nipples.”

Toilets are just fancy manhole lids

If hunger is key to success then why is Africa poor?

At what age do you stop “falling over” and start “having a fall?”

Aucklanders are to NZ what Americans are to the world

People mad at the Wiggles for taking up spots in MIQ when literally every DnB producer from the UK is coming, despite the fact that more than 99% of the population has never heard of them

Why does a tire company sponsor a sailing team? I know the boats are fancy my bro but they don’t have wheels yet

New game: looking in to the portaloo and guessing what person on site did what poo