21/09/2022
Meet Justice Rugby Football Club’s tourists!
Photo one
Khaled A., tour rookie, police officer, position: purveyor of moustache wax
Jason B., 2nd Justice tour, police officer, position: bumbling backrow
Shaun B., 2nd Justice tour, corrections officer, position: Jim Lahey's devoted assistant
Eric B., 2nd Justice tour, police officer, position: not bad enough he's a traffic cop, but he's also an American...we're sorry
Photo two
Jordain C., 2nd Justice tour, supporter, position: generally upright except when feigning injury
Lance D., tour rookie, Coast Guard member, position: trained paramedic, so typically telling Jordain to get up
Justin D., 6th Justice tour, supporter, position: Monday-morning fly half
Brayden D., tour rookie, police officer, position: large Farva
Photo three
John D., 74th Justice tour (made the off-load to William Webb Ellis), police officer, position: international man of mystery
Tanya D., 8th Justice tour, athletic trainer, position: provider of emergency medical attention and large slices of humble pie
Peter D., 3rd Justice tour, border services officer, position: generally neutral, unless you have extra beer; then he sends you to secondary
Kenny E., 6th Justice tour, retired police officer, position: master of sideline brown bottle curls
Photo four
Devon G., 2nd Justice tour, police officer, position: not only a client, but president of the Hair Club for Men
Craig G., 2nd Justice tour, police officer, position: professional impersonator of Yogi Bear, a bear that you all know, Yogi...Yogi
Stew H., 3rd Justice tour, police officer, position: considers Buckfast a breakfast juice
Stu H., 3rd Justice tour, police officer, position: number 8 on the pitch, number 734 in our hearts...we mean number 1, Mr. President
Photo five
Jeremy J., 6th Justice tour, supporter, position: retired Kevin Smith lookalike
Mike K., 5th Justice tour, police officer, position: immediate past president running a shadow government with Stu as a front
Dan L., 2nd Justice tour, corrections officer, position: able to claim the senior citizen discount at all restaurants on tour
Erik L., 4th Justice tour, supporter, position: rookie saboteur...we mean mentor
Photo six
Matt P., tour rookie, police officer, position: making cozy European hotel rooms cozier
John P., 2nd Justice tour, police officer, position: tour slush fund coordinator
Hans R., tour rookie, corrections officer, position: bedtime story reader
Taylor R., 3rd Justice tour, police officer, position: usually in front of a mirror flexing and claiming to see huge gains
Photo seven
Sim R., 3rd Justice tour, police officer, position: not needed in writing...he'll tell you it and more opinions within a minute of meeting him
Anton S., 4th Justice tour, police officer, position: he's a Dapper Dan man
Ryan S., 3rd Justice tour, police officer, position: putting the "old" in "old boys"
Riley T., tour rookie, police officer, position: that shirtless extra on every episode of COPS
Photo eight
Mark W., tour rookie, police officer, position: currently dusting off cobwebs following a 30-year break from rugby
William Webb Ellis, every rugby tour since 1823, minister, position: still grateful for John D.'s offload
Sir Peter Musson, 13th Justice tour, mascot, position: 1-15...the ultimate utility player...even with an illegal mouthguard