Ubuntu Yoga Union

“OL Gents will face with PSG in the French Cup Final today and OL Ladies will be playing with FC Barcelona in the Champions League Final. So, two big finals today ! Let’s show those billionaires that football is not all about the money!” “Don’t forget, we were those billionaires once, at least the millionaires.” she said. “At least they were local millions.” he replied. “Lyon is always local and authentic!” ⚽️🏆 🏆⚽️

“People usually come here to meditate for relaxation, for reducing the anxiety, stress or pain, for experiencing a special state..” “That is cool” he replied. “But, the truth is nothing happens next!” “I won’t come then!!” he said. “I can help you to become a better person??”

“Can you do that?” the cat asked, “It is an awesome hip opening.” “Yoga is not a competition bro, we all have different bodies.” “How do you clean yourself then?” “I take shower!”

“You should be framing the first money that you earned from your business” the grandma said. “That is an old tradition in our hometown, and traditions are your roots, your authenticity; so you should embrace them!” “I could buy Twitter with those framed billions!” he answered.

“Lyon is full of bridges. That is why I use bridge pose so often in my sequencing.” he said. “You are not Lyonnaise though, what were your poses in Africa where the bridges are so limited?” she asked. “Elephant pose, definitely… 🐘Also eagle arms… 🦅And lion breath… 🦁”

“You should also add tree pose to your flows.” she said. “In the African lands that I had my teachers training, these Masai men were standing like this for hours.” he said. “Try straightening that right leg, then you will activate more muscles and then you will flow.” “Should I go to yin yoga then, if I want tree pose?” she asked.

"No way you can teach yoga in English in France!", she said. "Better you should start learning French." "Challenge accepted." he said.

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