Robert Greer: Football Coach

Ran into a few Speedbumps on my way to the annual coaches all day breakfast -the key is aLWAYS know your route even BEFORE u know the consequences of the route!
Rule number
#1 ALWAYS prioritise safety of your squad
#2 never let a little rain get in the way
#3 dONT WORRY what other coaches may have told you in the past ONLY I know what's best for the team
#4 f the coach is running late ITS FOR GOOD BLOODY REASON
#5 if the coach smells funny like the pub DONT tell mum and dad unless you wanna end up ON THE BENCH
#6 coaches are welcome at team members houses for brekky mon-sat preferably bacon eggs
#7 if the coach says jump YOU JUMP
#8 don't forget the rules!

CzOach is OUT HERE ON CHRISTMAS DAY GIVIN IT 110% EXPECT ALL U LITTLE GEEZERS TO BE AT THE PITCH AT 5PM SHARP IN TIME FOR FOOT DRILLS ALSO ASK YET PARENTS TO BRING COACH SANTA SOME CHRISTMAS BREWS I LIKE TYSKIE. EASY,C

Back in the game baby

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easy geeze

Takes me back to 08' the finest year in coachin history

The under 12's were a but worried when coach didnt show up to training, luckily assistant coach was here to fill in them big shoes. Oright then!

When coach says score, you score! When coach says win, you win! Ya hear me alright?! GOOD LAD

Ar'ight ther geeza iz avin a good larf innit